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y/n has never seen a hotel this grand before. it's a beautiful island on the Caribbeans. y/n tied (insert your pronouns) long blonde hair into a messy bun because y/n doesn't care about (insert your pronouns) appearance. y/n looks around and sees so many girls wearing bikinis and y/n looks down at what (insert your pronouns) wearing: a worn out blue shirt  that falls off y/n's left shoulder that goes over y/n shorts, bright green flip flops, and a small bandage on y/n's knee from skateboarding.

y/n walks into the main hotel area and finds a blue haired employee. y/n approaches this blue haired employee to see how (insert your pronouns) can check-in. The blue haired employee just blankly stares at y/n for 5 minutes and goes "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'M BLAIRE!!!!"

y/n just looks at Blaire and is extremely confused. Blaire continues to stare extremely head-empty at y/n before (insert your pronouns) asks her again on how to check-in. After an hour of Blaire head-empty staring at y/n with a massive grin she directs her to Harold, the bell-boy. y/n walks over to Harold and asks to check in. He helps set everything up for y/n's stay and gives directions on where to go.

While walking up the gigantic stairs and looking around extremely lost, y/n bumps into a figure with a bush-like beard. Immediately y/n starts blushing but quickly tries to hide it. The man introduces himself as Liam, the hotel owner. Y/n starts stuttering on words and immediately walks away

"ugh so stupid, so stupid ! i'm not like other girls. he probably things im so weird!!" y/n proclaims to (insert your pronouns)self. Y/n sighs and opens their hotel room and immediately hits the bed to take a nap 

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author's note: thank you for reading my perfidious hotel fanfic! this is 100% satire so please do not take this seriously. i was on call with CursedPugFilms and we were just messing around and i will admit i was extremely tired while writing it. just warning it will probably get progressively worse and i know a lot of facts will be wrong because i have little knowledge of this minecraft roleplay LMAO

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