"Will that be cash or credit, sir?"
"Well, considering the fact that I'm 11, it'll be cash." Morons.
"Hey, look you're a lucky winner."
"Of what?" I snapped my head back looking suspiciously at this idiot.
He looked back at me with an unsettling smile, then replied, "A family and friend getaway."
"Great more time I have to spend with my awful mothe-"
The cashier quickly butted in, "You can pick the people you bring, you know."
I looked at him for a moment and raised an eyebrow," Whoever I want, eh?"
"Yeah," he said. "Now you can take this information," He handed me a pamphlet, "And your 45 tubs of peanut butter and leave." Shortly after I realized that there was a line of angry shoppers on the brink of insanity, behind me. I quickly snatched it out of his hand, took my peanut butter, and set for home. As I stared at the computer screen I started typing in www.walmartsurvey.com.
I clicked the old enter button and it automatically took me to a survey. I thought it was just a joke but it was like, 9:27 and I was bored so.......
