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DNF JOKE REWRITE

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I'm not cringe anymore guys please I'm not also again this thing will mention cannibalism, death, dream, and *shakes* GAY PEOPLE.. AAAAAHH!!

#cannibalism #discordkitten #dnf #edating #joke #monstercan #pooping #skittles

quite a peculiar poop you have there..

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von littlebumstink

von littlebumstink

BUTT!!!!

one day goggles woke up and it was hard.
he looked over to the half-shit-half-candy skittles bag on his bedside table; he'd been using it to masturbate for years now.

why is it half filled with shit? well, you see, gorpy never cleans before shoving random objects up his ass. i'd hate to be the nearest pen, cause i'd be covered in shit.

anyways, gnarp reaches over to the old bag of skittles hesitantly. with a crinkle, he groggily drags the bag onto his jizz-stained blanket. oh golly, goopy loved that old thing. it was a limited edition, a photo of nikocado avocado's micropenis in blanket form! how wonderful.. it really got him off when dream wasn't around to shove monster cans up his ass.

as gorpygoip shoved his hand inside the bag, he almost creamed at the wet, squishy sensation of his own shit. He takes out a handful of diarrhea-coated skittles and bent over to shove it into him when suddenly..

creeaaaakk...

"kitten? my sweet little gogy boo-boo-bear? are you home?" a familiar voice called into the bedroom, that smiley-faced mask soon staring at him.

I don't wanna write any more of this so I'm gonna put photos of my pooks instead

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they are such green flags!!!! (the only green flag on this list is howl and the majority are serial killers.. and one of them is dead...)