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Missing Monkey part five (Spicynoodles + a bit of silktea)

These dandelions are so pretty... and so free.. Oh, how I admire them... They'reso beautiful and sweet like-

What am I thinking?! I shake my head, trying to get these thought out of my mind. I turn and walk to the shrine.

 I look around, eventually seeing the quote in stone. "Always look behind you"? What?

I shrug it off, continuing to look around the small building. A few minutes into searching, I spot a peach. Here? At the Jade Emperor's shrine? In the Jade Emperor's garden? When the immortality peach trees are in their own garden? This is weird...

I walk over to the peach and just before I pick it up, I hear a sound behind me.

"Always look behind you."

"Argh, Noodle boy! Help!"

I struggle as my someone puts a mask on me, my vision going black...

//No one's POV //

As MK hears Redson scream, of course he panics, he looks around for Redson, but he's not there...  He spots the demon prince's coat and quickly puts it on, feeling a bit better, but not much.

 He looks around, next to the coat there was no trace of the demon prince left... MK falls to his knees as tears form in his eyes. He was gonna tell Redson about his feelings...

 Why did that person kidnap Redson? MK didn't know nor care. All he knows is when he sees the person that kidnapped Redson, he's gonna torture them, then rip them apart while they're still alive, and eat the parts he ripped off while the body is still fucking concsious! He's gonna go full cannibalistic monkey demon on them!

He speeds off to find Macaque in the peach garden, but runs into Muzha, the second prince aka. Nezha's older brother. both fall to the floor.

"I'm so-"

"Who the helluva boss are you, mortal!?" The celestial asks MK furrowing his eyes.

"I-I'm MK!" MK practically yells out of nervousness while he's playing with the buttons of Redson's coat.

"M-K? Seriously? What kinda name is that?"

"Well, I go by MK now, but it used to be-" A loud growl is heard from afar. MK flinches at the creepy noise.

"What the heck was that!?"

"Eh, don't know, don't care. Now I have to go. I was informed that a demon entered heaven." The celestial is about to walk towards the peach garden, where Macaque's searching for Wukong, so MK can't let this dude find out about this or they're screwed! He grabs Muzha's hand.

"No don't!" 

 Muzha raises an eyebrow. "And why shouldn't I?"

"B-Because...  Uhm..." MK stutters.

"Come on. Explain."

// With Sandy and the monkey's (Yes they left Sandy with the monkeys so they won't die due to starvation. Silkteaaaa!!!!!) //

"Oh dear..."

Flower fruit mountain is a literal mess! Dead monkeys, almost dead monkeys, sick ones and even two fucking PREGNANT monkeys!!! He speeds frm monkey to monkey, burying the dead ones and feeding the still alive ones.

He's stressed on a whole new level and not even Mo was able to calm him down, which means a lot. He brought all of the monkeys into the hut, realizing it was so dusty and dirty! He cleans the hut and lays the monkeys on Wukong's bed, hoping they aren't like human children that wet the bed.

In the evening, he finally has some peace, Mo cuddling up to him.

Tha catches the attention of a certain someone (All the spider demons got revived in this AU).