TO MY YOUTH, DEMON SLAYER

058. good joke, drop the act!

MITSURI
it's been five minutes
since (Name) was
last online •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

DOUMA
EXACTLY 💯 FIVE
MINUTES IS A LONG
TIME AND I CAN'T
DO THIS 😩

KAIGAKU
i say you try to busify
yourself instead of
bitching 😎

DOUMA
is busify even a word

KAIGAKU
i made it a word bitch
shut the fuck up 😊

AKAZA
i'm pretty sure she's
really upset, since she
was looking forward
to it. if we can't meet
her in person — let's
try to send smth to her

NAKIME
^i like that, we can send
her wings.

MUZAN
good idea

YORIICHI
does anyone know her
address?

RENGOKU
📍 location

UZUI
let's give a lot of stuff
that will cheer her up,
i'm going to send her
a big ass plushie 🧸

GYUUTARO
not if i do it first bitch

UZUI
UM . . . NO, I'M GOING
TO GIVE HER A PLUSHIE
OF HER FAVORITE FOOD

GYUUTARO
ok then i'll do an animal

NAKIME
do you know her favorite
animal tho?

GYUUTARO
i have a hunch — it's a
capybara

SANEMI
lol she does like them, she
has a lot of favorites

GYUUTARO
see? i'm never wrong

YORIICHI
she likes flowers — i'll
send her flowers

KOKUSHIBO
i was going to send
her that, find something
else

YORIICHI
we can both get her
flowers

KOKUSHIBO
no, me

YORIICHI
us ☹️

KOKUSHIBO
fine, i'll get her tulips

YORIICHI
okay, i'll get her daisies

KAIGAKU
BASIC 🤌 IM GONNA
GIVE HER A HANDMADE
GIFT 🥺

DOUMA
oh uh-huh, good for u
bitch 🖕

KAIGAKU
wow . . . can't u be like
nice for once?

DOUMA
i'm always nice, tf are
u talking abt bitch?

SHINOBU
what has she been
craving lately?

KANAE KOCHO
hmm . . . i don't know
what to get for her 😟

RENGOKU
same ☹️

SANEMI
she'll like anything
we give her — just
give anything lol

OBANAI
^ur right, i'm going
to get her a car

GYUUTARO
do u even have the
money to buy yourself
food?

OBANAI
bitch yes — but a car?
why buy when i can
just take one without
asking 👀

GYUUTARO
lmao ur right, wanna
heist?

OBANAI
hell yeah bro, tell me
about it

UZUI
so ur going to leave
me out like this? i'm
fucking devastated

GYUUTARO
bro, i can explain ☹️

UZUI
don't need it. i deserve
better

KOKUSHIBO
^why the fuck are u
behaving like this
when we should be
thinking about what
to get (Name)? 😀

MUZAN
mhm

UZUI
IM SORRY, I CAN'T
HELP IT 😭

GYUUTARO
ME TOO, I CANNOT
STOP THE DRAMATIC
URGE TO MAKE EVERY
THING A SOAP OPRAH

DAKI
oprah winfrey?

GYUUTARO
no, are u stupid?

DAKI
first of all, it's supposed
to be opera*

and second of all, fuck
you i'm not stupid — u
are 😘

GYUUTARO
oh yeah, i'm stupid lolz
u didn't have to be dat
harsh on me ☹️

UZUI
yeah, apologize 😞

DAKI
am i the sibling or are
u the sibling?

UZUI
me 🙄

MUZAN
does she like silver
or gold better?

SANEMI
(Gold/Silver)

KANAE KOCHO
are you planning to
buy her a jewelry?

MUZAN
yeah

UZUI
are u rich too? 🥺

GYUUTARO
very. like rich rich

UZUI
why do i not know
about this? 🥺👉👈
(i need money)

GIYUU
u guys are basic, i'm
going to make her a
hand made gift 🎁

UZUI
SHUT UP GOYYU

GIYUU
first it's gugyy, then
it's goyyu — just
who am i really? 😊

SHINOBU
not the identity crisis

GIYUU
yeah, i should change
my name 😺

RENGOKU
just get her whatever
you want and send
it to her address —
yeah?

MUZAN
👍

MITSURI
OKAYYY (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

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PRIVATE CHAT

AKAZA

AKAZA
hi (Name), i know
you said that you
wanted to be alone
for now — but just
know that if you
need anybody to
talk to, you can hit
me up!

YOU
heyy, it's a surprise
that you out of all
people came to text
me haha 😂 but
thanks akaza, this
means a lot to me!

AKAZA
i know, i just felt like
i needed to reach
out to you about this
lol

YOU
means a lot to me,
thank you! <33

AKAZA
don't overwork yourself,
take care :)

YOU
you too akaza :)