TEP crap

Incorrect Quotes

I love incorrect quotes so here's these because I'm bored and don't have anything better to do.

Robin: What time is it?
Misty: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Misty: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Blake: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Misty: It's 2 am

Misty: I told Brook his ears flush when he lies.
Ash: Why?
Misty: Look.
Misty: Hey Brook! Do you love us?
Brook, covering his ears: No.
Ash:

Robin: Phoenix, keep an eye on Brook today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Phoenix: Sure, I'd love to see Brook get punched.
Robin: Try again.
Phoenix, sighing: I will stop Brook from getting punched.

*The Gang's reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Misty: Thanks fam!
Robin: oh no.
Dawn: *cries* I love you too
Phoenix: Sounds fake but okay
Brook: *A flustered mess*
Blake: can i get a refund

Blake: Dammit, Phoenix!
Phoenix: What?! It wasn't me!
Blake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Brook!
Brook: Not me either.
Blake: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ash: *whistles*

Dawn: Misty... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Misty: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Dawn:
Dawn: I wrote sanitize, Misty.

Ash, Misty, and Robin are sitting on a bench
Brook: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ash: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Brook sits down*
Robin: The bench is freshly painted.

Brook: What's up guys? I'm back.
Dawn: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Brook: Death is a social construct.

Robin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Phoenix: Rude.
Dawn: That's fair.
Brook: Not again.
Misty: Are you going to want this back?

Dawn: Good morning!
Blake: Good morning.
Robin: Good morning.
Ash: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Misty: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Yeahhh thats it. I had no idea which characters to put for half of these lmaooo 💀

Ohwell. There's that
Byebye‼️🫶