I don't know if you count this as a fairytale but hey.. It'a from Disney ♡♡♡
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" AH ZABENYA MAMAZIT MAMA HUMMM WENYA" I hear Marcel yelling on the backyard.
"Oh no he's doing it again" I mumbled.
"What is it?" Tyler asks.
"His ritual" I said and walk my way to the backyard.
"The fuck are you talking about?" Evan asks.
"Just shut up!" I exclaim and run outside.
" AH ZABENYA MAMAZIT MAMA HUMMM WENYA" Marcel yelled.
"What the hell Marcel put our baby down!!" I exclaim as I look at him raising our baby like Simba in the rock on the side of the pool.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Evan asks laughing.
"Don't sacrifice your baby dumbass" Tyler said.
"But he is my little simba look at him he's so cute" Marcel said and held the baby near him.
"But it's actually cool wait lemme take mah baby" Tyler said followed by Evan.
"I swear to God Marcel if your drop Baby Mar-Mar to the pool i'm cutting your balls" I threatened then Tyler and Evan walk back and sit kneel next to Marcel and they all raise their babies.
" AH ZABENYA MAMAZIT MAMA HUMMM WENYA" They all sing together.
"Hello--- what the hell?" Kelly and Sydney yelled as they look to their husbands.
"Just fucking join okay? Don't be a party pooper" Tyler said then I grab my camera and film everything while Kelly play the song Hakuna Matata on her phone.
"This song is from Circle of life Kelly oh my God" Tyler said.
"I know but Hakuna Matata sound very good with this scene" Kelly said.
"Okay fine geez" Tyler said.
"Evan you'll be saying all the things that need to be spoken cause you suck at singing" Tyler mocked.
"What hell no" Evan protests.
"Just go with it goddamnit this baby is fucking heavy!" Marcel yelled.
"It's not our problem your baby is fat like a pig" Tyler said.
"Says the guy who's baby is white as milk!" Tyler said.
"Then what about my baby?" Evan asks.
"Your baby is an Asian muscle glasses Evan" Marcel said.
"Wow that's racist" Evan said.
"Dude i'm black and you're Asian there's nothing racist in there"
"Hahaha for fuck sake Asian muscle glasses what the fuck was that?" Tyler asks.
"You're fucking racist Tyler!!" Evan and Marcel yelled.
"I'm sorry.. okay.. Let's fffffffffucking do this" Tyler yelled.
"Yeah!!" Evan and Marcel cheered.
[Tyler]
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
[Marcel]
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
[Tyler]
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
[Marcel]
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
[Tyler]
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
[Tyler AND Marcel]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
"For fuck sake guys let me sing!!!" Evan complained.
"Shut up we're having our moments here" Tyler yelled
[Tyler]
Hakuna Matata!
[Evan]
[spoken] Hakuna Matata?
[Marcel]
[spoken] Yeah. It's our motto!
[Evan]
[spoken] What's a motto?
[Tyler]
[spoken] Nothin'! What's-a-motto with you?!
[Marcel]
[spoken] Those two words will solve all your problems.
"That's all my line? Are you fucking kidding me?" Evan complained.
"Shut the fuck up Evan!!" Tyler exclaim.
[Tyler]
[spoken] That's right. Take Pumbaa here
[sung] Why...when he was a young warthog
[Marcel]
When I was a young warthog
[Tyler]
[spoken] Very nice
[Marcel]
[spoken] Thanks.
"Holy shit this baby is super heavy!" Marcel complain.
"You're ruining the song goddamnit stop being a whiny bitch!" Tyler exclaim.
"K fine i'm sorry" Marcel apologizes.
[Tyler]
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal
[Marcel]
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
[Marcel]
And, oh, the shame
[Tyler]
Oh, the shame!
[Marcel]
Thought of changin' my name
[Tyler]
What's in a name?
[Marcel]
And I got downhearted
[Tyler]
How did ya feel?
[Marcel]
Ev'rytime that I...
[Tyler]
[spoken] Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
[Marcel]
[spoken] Oh, sorry.
[Tyler AND Marcel
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
[Evan]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
"Now sing with us Evan" Tyler commanded.
"Finally" Evan said.
[ALL]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --
[Evamn]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
[ALL]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata! [repeat]
[Marcel]
I say "Hakuna"
[Tylwr]
I say "Matata"
" AH ZABENYA MAMAZIT MAMA HUMMM WENYA" Evan cheered.
"You ruined it Evan!" Marcel yelled.
"It is good!" Evan protested.
"Just get over it guys!" Tyler said.
"Do you think what i'm thinking?" Evan said with a devilish smile.
"No" Kelly, Sydney and I protested as the 2 guys look at him smiling widely.
"Whatever you're thinking don't do it!!" We pleaded then they raise our babies again and jump on the pool.
"NOOOOO"
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Vanossgaming & Friends (Oneshots)
FanfictionHello everyone :D. This is a Oneshots I made for Vanoss and his friends x Reader. I hope you guys enjoy. Have a good day :) <3 Requests are always open..
