Zoro: I know...! But I can't quit fighting...!

Chopper, Franky, and Brook each tried attacking Kuma?, but he easily shook off their attacks and nearly badly injured them.

Usopp shot multiple bombs at Kuma?, which exploded when they hit him.

Kuma?'s body crackled for a split second and twitched.

Chopper: Hey! Something's wrong with him!

Usopp: What? Would bombs start working on him all of a sudden?!

Franky: One of them went in his mouth! It must have short-circuited something in his body. His body may be hard, but his skin still bleeds! He's like me—just an ordinary human body, modified to carry weapons!

(Y/N): So he's a cyborg?!

Kuma? noticed Nami running past him and was about to shoot her with a mouth laser, when Robin used her powers to shut Kuma?'s mouth, causing the laser to go off in his closed mouth.

Usopp: Yes!! The beam misfired inside his mouth!! He blew himself up!!

(Y/N) looked at Nami, who nodded at him.

Robin: Oh, the Weather Duo is going to attack now?

(Y/N)/Nami: <sweat dropping> You're still calling us that?!

(Y/N) surrounded himself in crackling lightning, while Nami attacked first.

Nami: Thunder Lance Tempo!!!

Kuma? jerked backwards, as (Y/N) shot into Kuma?'s body, electrocuting him.

(Y/N): Human Lightning Bolt!!!

Kuma? flew into a tree. (Y/N) landed on the ground, wincing in pain.

Kuma? lifted up both of his hands before shooting laser beams uncontrollably and randomly everywhere.

Usopp: Whoa!! He's starting to go berserk!!

Sanji: The fight is over once you get desperate!!

As he ran towards Kuma?, Zoro called out to him.

Zoro: Hey!! Toss him over to me!!

Sanji: Now you're just being stubborn. Diable Jambe: Flambage Shot!!!

His leg burst into flames as he kicked Kuma? in the chest, sending broken pieces of his body flying everywhere.

Kuma? flew towards Zoro, who got ready to attack.

Zoro: Demonic Aura! Nine-Sword Style: Asura: Demon Nine Flash!!!

He slashed Kuma? with his swords while Luffy jumped in the air, inflating his right arm, as the Straw Hats cheered him on.

Luffy: Gum-Gun Giant Rifle!!!!

He punched Kuma? into the ground, finally defeating him.

As the dust settled, the Straw Hats all collapsed in relief and tiredness. Luffy shrunk as well.

Franky: He's finally down!

Usopp: After all that!!

Nami: But it's creepy because he could get up at any time.

Usopp: If he does, it's over. I'm too tired to move!

Chopper: <panting> Maybe we should have run away instead.

Robin: It's better to knock out the problem if we can. It would have come after us either way.

(Y/N) sipped his tea, his body unhurt.

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