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Missing Monkey part four (Spicynoodles)

"You did WHAT!?"

That was the last straw, I laugh loudly.

"Yeah, my clone saw everything! He was moaning like a damn slut!"

I know I don't usually talk like this, but this is to get my mentor back, so I'm willing to take the risk.

PIF snorts.

"Knew it!"

"Mother!"

"What, my gay son?"

"I'm not gay!"

"Are you though?"

Watching them bicker like this makes me laugh, he glares at me.

"Fine! I'll help you!"

"That's what I thought." I snort.

He stands up and walks past me, grumbling "Fucking noodleboy prick..."

I follow Redson down to the main hall.

"So you helpin'?"

"Not like I have a choice." He snarls, starting to draw a sigil on the floor.

Macaque watches, seeming kinda nervous.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing..."

"Hey.. I'm nervous too Mac, no need to make yourself look cool, it's okay to be afraid."

He takes a deep breath, the monkey on his shoulder clinging to him for dear life.

Before I knew it, Redson's sigil started to glow, he uses his fire powers. Macaque looks at him.

"If I die a second time, I swear, I will haunt you."

"Yeah, whatever you say, uncle emo monkey" And with that he teleports us.

It's all so bright.

"Agh my eyes!" Macaque whines.

// No one's POV //

As they walk to the jade emperor's castle, which has been rebuilt after it's been destroyed during the fight against Azure Lion.

"Wow, this place looks way better than the last time I saw it!"

MK yells, fascinated.

A person appears in front of them, a spear in their hand.

"Stop right the-! Oh It's you."

It's Nezha.

"Hi Nezha."

"Oh, hi Redson. Soo, what do you guys need?"

"Could you please let us-"

"No."

"I didn' even say any-"

"I know you want to get in, but I can't let you in."

"Pleaseeee!"

"No."

"But we have to fing Monkey King!"

"He's not here, if he was here, I would know."

"He fucking snuck in you wannabe emo, dipshit." Macaque says.

"Would ya look at that, the ginger fuckingslut decides to speak up."

"Wait, wait, wait. WHAT!?"

"You don't know? Wukong and Macaque used to d-"

"Do not finish that sentence you lotus scented bitch."

"Shut the FUCK up now!"

MK snapped at the two. Redson looks shocked, since MK never really snapped like that before.

// Redson POV //

Damn, I never knew MK was able to say something like that, guess I was wrong about him being a completely innocent bean.

I just follow them as Nezha gives in saying that "he's not getting paid enough for this".

Soo, you think Wukong snuck into heaven... Again?" Nezha asks them, brows furrowed.

"Yeah, and if we don't find him soo, his little monkey friends, like the one on Macaque's shoulder will die!"

"Soo.. Liu'er is.. *helping*?"

"Yea-Wait, the fuck is Liu'er?" MK asks Nezha, confused.

"Seriously, you never told him your real name?" Nezha asks Macaque, interrupting MK.

"Why would I?"

Nezha sighs. "You're unbelievable."

The group sees that there are many ways.

"Nezha, would you mind helping us find monkey king? The celestial realm is too big..."

Redson snorts. "That's what she said."

MK glares back at the demon. Redson shudders, he never saw this side of MK, and to be honest, he likes it, a lot.

Nezha sighs. "I'll help you, but I'm picking the groups!"

MK chuckles looking at the immortal.

"Of course."

Nezha huffs. "Well, I'm going alone, Macaque goes with the monkey and you are going with Redson. Macaque and the monkey look in the peach garden, I'll look in the halls, MK and Redson look in the jade emperor's old garden."

They all agree, parting ways.

Nezha looks around, asking other celestials if they perhaps saw Wukong, but he found nothing.

// Nezha POV //

Damn, finding that annoying ginger is harder than I thought. Oh, another lady.

"Excuse me, have you seen Wukong? Annoying ginger, gremlin monkey?"

"No, sorry." She says, then continues on walking.

I groan in frustration. How has no one seen him yet!? How hasn't he caused another havoc yet!? Ughhhhhh! Where could that annoying monkey be!?

I run through the halls, asking everyone who crosses my path if they have seen Wukong, but still, NOTHING!? This is so shitty!

I give up! I pull out my phone.

*Chat*

Lotus Prince: Wukong is at none of the places I looked at, I have to get back to my duty as guard now.

Monkie Kiiiiiid: Okay.

RedSON: You serious!? Ugh, whatever.

Monkie Kiiiiiid: Redboy! Be nice!

RedSON: My name is Red SON!

Monkie Kiiiiiid: Oh, I know.

RedSON: Do NOT act like that dragon horse girl SHIT!

Dragongurl: Hey!

RedSON: You heard me!

Dragongurl: Fuck you!

RedSON: Fuck you too bitch!

Monkie Kiiiiiid: Stop! Both of you!

I sigh, turning my phone off. I'm never touching this again.

I walk near the peach garden when I feel someone approach, before I can get a clear look at them, they put a mask on my face, I can't breathe! 

My vision goes black....

// Me //

Sorry this chapter took so long. I had school problems, problems at home, and now my trio group is about to fall apart and in the middle of that my dad took my pc and I HATE writing on my phone- Let's just say, it wasn't easy. The next part will be longer, I promise. Hope to see you in the next chapter, byee!!