Kya Haal Mr. Panchaal?

Kanhaiya Weds Pari

I know main kate ho gyi. Sorry.

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The next day, Kunti had eyes only on the gate waiting for her bahu. "Ka Bhole bhandari khud aaye the?" Kusum asked her. "Bhole bhandari central school ke bahar chuski ka thela lagata hai." Pratap piped in. "Arey u nhi u sabke param data. Shiv ji khud aaye the aur vardaan bhi diya tha ki lalla ki bahu 10 bje aaegi." Kunti said while Pratap and Kusum were having hard time believing it.

"Chaurasiya mama ke ladke ko bhi bhagwan dikhte hain pta hai na? Roj hospital mein bhagwan se baat krta hai." Pratap said. "Arey mera vishwas nhi ho rha to Kanhaiya se puch lo." Kumti said and Kanhaiya agreed to her statement.

"Arey lalla, 10 baj gye, bahu aati hogi." Kunti said seeing the time in Kanhaiya's wrist watch. Kanhaiya sat down on a chair shying away. "Shiv ji khud aaye the? Vaise kya phna tha Shiv ji ne?" Kusum asked. "Kurta aur chudidar pyjama. Ka tu kuch bhi puchti rhti hai." Kanhaiya said playfully. "Ma, agar Shiv ji aae the to bula leti na hume." Kusum said turning to Kunti. "Na na. Lalla ki phat-phatiya pe bitha ke ghr na bhej deti Shiv ko?" Kunti asked sarcastically.

"Acha location btayi Shiv ji ne? Bhabhi kahan se aaegi, paschim ze, purab se, zameen se ya aasman se?" Just as Kusum asked a notification popped on Kanhaiya's laptop about a request. "Aa gyi." He said and the other three turned towards the gate. "Kahan hai?" They asked. "Ae kahin Mr. India ka locket to na phna hai?" Pratap asked. "Maiya kahin Shiv ji aesa to nhi kaha tha ki bhabhi sirf bhaiya ko hi dikhai degi?" Kusum asked.

"Arey chup karo tum log. Laptop pe ladki ki request aai hai. Ye dekh maiya shadi hokar rhegi.com pe kisi ladki request aaya hai vo bhi thik 10 bje." Kanhaiya said happily. Kunti turned and joined her hands in front of Shiv ji's idol but Pratap was in front so he also did pranam to Kunti. Kunti looked at him angrily motioning him to get aside and then did a pranam to Shiv ji before turning back to Kanhaiya.

"Naam ka hai ladki ka?" Kunti asked as all of them were seated in Kanhaiya's room. "Pari." The latter answered. "Chalo naam mein hi sundarta dikh rhi hai." Kunti said. "Arey sasu ma naam pe mat jao. Naam to humara bhi Balwant hai par hum hai ka, balwant ke kutte.....se bhi gye gujre." Pratap said.

"Maiya, Pari hi hai." Kanhaiya said seeing her photo in the laptop. Kunti quickly came to him. "O sasu ma ko dekhne do. 29 saal ke kunware ko Paresh Rawal bhi Pari bazar aati hai." Pratap said and Kanhaiya turned the laptop to Kunti. "Ye to Pari nhi Pariyo ki rani hai." Kunti commented and Kanhaiya shyed away. Kusum showed more photos that showed her as winner of master chef, in a mandir doing puja, with a college degree in hand and one outside a company.

"Arey wah mujhe to abhi se angan mein lalle ki kilkari sunai de rhi hai." Kunti said and Kanhaiya blushed. Her phone ringed and Pratap gave it to her.

"Hello! Kon bol rha hai?" She asked. "Hello! Hum bol rhe hai. Lkm." Voice came. "Lkm?* Kumti asked. "Ladki ki ma." The lady said laughing. "Humne shaadi hokar rhegi.com pe request bheji thi na aaj rishte ki." The lady said. "Pari ki ma ka phone." Kunti said to the other three. "Haan pari ki ma. Hum aaj hi aa rhe hain apke yaha shadi ki baat krne aap bss CSK taiyar rkhna." The lady said. "Csk?" Kunti asked. "Chennai Super kings." Pratap said instantly.

"Arey CSK ka matlab hai chai, samosa aur kachoriya taiya rakhna." She said and then hung up the phone. "Ka hua maiya?" Kanhaiya asked. "Arey is ladki ki ma ka phone tha. Aaj hi aa rhe hain rishta pakka karne." Kunti said pointing at Pari's photo in laptop Kanhaiya couldn't stop blushing hearing the news.

Kanhaiya and Pari were sitting together staring at each other. "Mata ji, swad aa gya ho to rishte ki baat kre?" Pratap said as Pari's mother was eating samosa. "Haan to hum thodi yaha samosa aur kachori khane aye hain. Bhn ji hum to there MBBS." Pari's mother said.