Alpha Mail

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Alphas are often more irritating and amusing than hot, we'd agreed that night. I'd told Carmen I liked the racy texts and sexy goodnight phone calls from my alpha boyfriends, but not the part where I had to spend nearly all my free time with them and deal with their constant suspicions and jealousies.

Someone needed to start a business where women could subscribe to get texts and phone calls from sexy, brooding alpha types without the bullshit relationship part, I'd told Carmen over our second pitcher of margaritas.

Alpha Mail had been born, my initial business plan written on a napkin at the bar that night as sort of a joke. But when I delved further into the idea after my hangover passed, there was nothing funny about it.

It was solid, fresh, and utterly perfect for the modern woman who's over the dating scene. Keep that heart-racing thrill of getting sexy, sometimes sweet messages from a hot man, and also keep your time free for work, school, or friends.

I'd hoped a hundred women would sign up when my initial marketing campaign started. Instead, 486 had signed up in the first week.

"Sienna?" Gretchen passes me a bottle of water, bringing me back to the present.

"Hmm?" I shake my head and smile at her. "Oh, thanks."

"I can handle this next part if you need me to. I know you have financials to go through."

A corner of my mouth quirks up in a smile. "Did you ever think you'd use your MBA to discuss when to use the word cock and when to use dick when texting clients of the company you work for?"

Gretchen smiles back and shrugs. "It's a lot more interesting than my last job. I had to write marketing copy for nursing homes there."

"That sounds kinda depressing."

"Sometimes. And also ridiculous. My boss insisted we make the places sound like vacation resorts. Fun, adventurous, and sexy!" She rolls her eyes as she imitates her former boss's excitement.

"Sexy?" I arch my brows skeptically. "A nursing home?"

She nods soberly. "You saved me from the campaign they were making me head up called The Old and the Beautiful."

"Shut up."

"Not even kidding."

Our male workforce comes trickling back into the room. Dan, an employee who asked me out recently, grins and winks in my direction as he sits down in the front row.

I sigh inwardly. I'd never, ever date an employee. That policy saved me from having to openly reject Dan, but he's still trying to convince me we could be involved on the side.

No way. I don't have the time or the interest. I spend at least twelve hours a day at the office—often more. And my off time is spent with Carmen and her six-year-old son, Jack. They moved in with me last year when Carmen had to quit her job to take care of Jack full time after he was diagnosed with Batten disease.

There are no easy days for Carmen, who is a single mom. My long workdays are nothing compared to what she goes through. If I can get the investment money I need for Alpha Mail, it will allow me to use some of my own money to hire home nurses to help. I dream of it every time I walk in my front door and see Carmen asleep on my couch, the dark circles beneath her eyes ever-present now.

"I've got this," I tell Gretchen. "But thanks. If you could maybe work on our investor packets for the meeting Friday?"

"Absolutely." She gives me a mock salute.

As Gretchen walks out of the room, I look out over the sea of muscles in front of me. When I was younger, I would have been hot and bothered by all this testosterone. Now I just see my employees—men who can be coached into the best alphas out there, helping build my company into a powerhouse.

"All right." I clear my throat and click to the next page of my PowerPoint presentation. "We're going to run through when it's best to use and not use certain words—specifically fuck, cock, and dick."

There's a hum of amused laughter from my audience.

"I know." I give them a quick smile. "But believe it or not, if we use these words sparingly in our client communications, it really ups their impact. So, let's start with—" I bring up the first slide "—fuck."

Let's start with fuck. My mind registers a joke in there somewhere, but I move on, focusing on my presentation. This is my last shot to strengthen our brand before the investor demo.

I just hope it will be enough. It has to. Carmen and Jack are counting on me.

***

Andrew Benson, a reporter for the Chicago Sun, is waiting in a chair outside my office when I approach, moving as quickly as I can in heels.

"Sorry." I smile at him. "My meeting ran over by a few minutes."

He grins back, brushing dark hair away from his eyes. "No problem. I walked past the room as you were speaking. That sounded like...an interesting meeting."

"Yeah." I laugh lightly. "As you can imagine, our employees have to be comfortable talking about things that aren't usually part of an office environment."

He nods and arches his brows. "Ready for the interview?"

"Ready. Thanks for waiting. And thanks for the call. This is going to be great exposure for Alpha Mail."

"I'm sure the story will get lots of reads. Our photographer will be coming by in about an hour to get a photo of you to go with the story."

I run a hand over my red hair, which is down around my shoulders today. I'm wearing a black pencil skirt and a green blouse. With a little lipstick and mascara, I can be photo-ready.

"Perfect."

"Ms. Mills, I have Conference Room One ready for you." My assistant, Jane, gives me a confident smile.

She does an amazing job as my assistant. If I can get the investment I need to grow the business, I'm planning to promote her into a role more suited for her talents. It'll mean training a new assistant, but that's okay. I believe in rewarding hard work.

Andrew follows me into our makeshift conference room. It has two tables pushed together that are surrounded by mismatched chairs. I've focused my resources on building my base of employees, and things like office furniture have been neglected. Another area I plan to address if I can attract investors.

"So, want to start out by telling me where you got the idea for Alpha Mail?" he asks as he sits down.

He's almost handsome in a rumpled sort of way. With shaggy dark hair and glasses, I get a Clark Kent vibe from him. But he doesn't interest me enough to check for a wedding ring. I'm officially over men.

"I drew from my own experiences. I know there are women out there who like certain parts of dating, but other parts...not so much. So my goal was to help them cut through the whole process of dating and get only what they want."

"But the relationships they find through you...they aren't real, right?"

"They're real in their own way. They aren't exclusive, and they aren't physical, but when clients choose an alpha to communicate with, that's absolutely the only person they're hearing from."

Andrew quirks his lips into a smile. "What are the qualifications to be an alpha?"

"Alphas know what they want. They don't pussyfoot. They're domineering and often jealous and a bit controlling."

"And women are looking for that?"

Bless your heart, Clark Kent. You have no idea.

"Some women, sure. And I'm hoping they'll give Alpha Mail a try."

Jane brings in coffee, and we continue the interview for nearly an hour. When the photographer arrives, Andrew says he has everything he needs for his story. He shakes my hand and leaves, looking more than a little perplexed.

I wasn't really expecting him to get it. So many people think women are looking for a nice man who will open doors, kiss them goodnight, and not leave the toilet seat up. I'm sure a few of them are actually looking for that. But there are enough women dreaming of a dirty-talking alpha to grow my business into an empire.

And that's exactly what I plan to do with this pitch to investors.