Twihards,you guys should thank Peter Pettigrew,because he killed Cedric Diggory.And then Cedric became a sparkly Cullen,who sparkels,watches girls sleeping and 'chuckls darkley'.
Umbridge:Miss Coeurepure,you must not tell lies.
Me:Says who?Oh wait don't tell me?Voldemort?
Umbridge:Which house are you?
Me:Ravenpuff.
Umbridge:A Ravenpuff?Then i tke 50 points from Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.
Me:Actually,i'm in Gryffindor,you are teaching a double class Gryffindor/Slytherin.My dear,i told you i'm a Ravenpuff because Cho Chang cried and mourred over Cullen,and because Cedric became a Vampire.
Harry Potter:You ,stole my moment of making Umbridge hate me :(
Umbridge:Potter,Coeurepure,detetion for speeking out of term.
Me using my author powers,makes Umbridge dissapear and gets awarded 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 house points by Snape.
Back to the topic.
Harry lied,Peter killed Diggory,not Voldy.
Are you guys team Cullen or team Jacob?
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FanfictionHello,this is my second book. This ''book'' is things 'bout HP jokes,rants,one shots,.......bla bla.I take requests,i even recommend books,i spend most of my time reading than writing!
