Inkling boy was at his house playing Minecraft burning a village down in creative mode, until Inkling girl broke his door down. Inkling boy glanced over to see Inkling girl, she looked back at him. He slowly put his face back to his monitor and went back to burning the village down. She walks over to him.
"Inkling boy."
"Yeah?"
"Remember last night?"
"Mhm."
"Yeah, I think I have STDs now."
"Yo, what?" He paused his game and looked at her.
"I have STDs, inkling boy."
He looks at her with a flabbergasted expression
"You're joking"
"I'm not. You didn't wear a condom."
"I'm sixteen! Do you expect me to have that on me?!"
"I dunno! I just thought you put one on!"
"This is why Mario told you not to do it! I didn't even want to do it! You seduced me! All I wanted to do was sleep. But no! You wanted to have sex with me!"
"Oh, come on, inkling boy! We both know you enjoyed it! Don't lie to me!"
"I just wanted to sleep!"
"I hate you!"
"I hate you too! Now leave me alone and let me play Minecraft!"
"Hmph! I'm going to be crying while watching My Little Pony!" walks off
"Good!" he unpauses his game and goes back to adding TNT
