Russo: Last week I gave a fire safety talk. And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher.
[Russo lights a cigarette.]
Russo: Today, smoking is gonna SAVE lives.
[Russo then throws the cigarette into a garbage can filled with paper and lighter fluid.]
[Russo starts looking around the building to see if anyone notices the smoke.]
Russo: Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Leah: Did you bring your beef jerky in again?
Russo: *AHEM*
Bella: [points to smoke] Oh my God! Uh, OH MY GOD!
Denis: What the—
Calixo: Whoa, fire!
Russo: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?
Tanqr: All of the phone lines are dead!
Russo: Oh, how did that happen?
DJ: The smoke's out in the hall—
Russo: No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
Kreek: OH MY GOD! OKAY ITS HAPPENING... EVERYBODY STAY CALM!
Russo: What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?
Kreek: STAY CALM!
Russo: Wait, wait, wait.
Kreek: EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM!
Russo: No! No, Kreek! No! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.
[Kreek touches the door handle.]
Kreek: What does warm mean?
Everyone: [groaning] Oh my God.
Russo: Not a viable option.
Russo: Oh! Here's another door. Check that one out. How's the handle?
Jayingee: It— it's warm.
Russo: Well, uh, another option.
[Everyone starts shouting at once.]
Russo: Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone.
Megan: I forgot my bag!
Albert: Leave it woman!
Russo: Things can be replaced, Megan!
Russo: People, human lives, however, can—
Pinkleaf: Ah! My hand! That handle's hot!
Bella: Aah! This ones hot too!
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RB Battles... But it's just wacky scenarios
RandomExactly what it says on the title, just rb battles competitors (and maybe more) in the most wackiest scenarios you can possibly imagine.
