Black Widow: part 7

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Alexei: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, that was exciting.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Alexei: Oh, I'm so proud of you girls.

Alexei: (LOUDLY) Oh, you can't hear me, huh?

Everyone was laughing at Natasha and Yelena's impression. 

"I want to kill him, but that would start World War 3" Natasha and Yelena said at the same time and everyone looked at them like they were psycho.    

Alexei: (LAUGHING) Okay.

Alexei: Ah... (CHUCKLING)

Alexei: Wow.

(EXCLAIMS IN RUSSIAN)

Alexei: (GROANS) Okay.

Alexei: Why the aggression, huh?

Everyone laughs slightly. 

Alexei: Is it your time of the month?

"He didn't ask that question" hope said. 

Holly: (IN RUSSIAN) Are you trying to get yourself killed

Yelena: I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus.

Natasha: (UNDER HER BREATH) Lucky bastard 

(HOLLY LOOKED AT NAT, NOT KNOWING WETHER TO BE OFFENDED OR NOT)

Everyone that knew Holly snorted slightly. 

Yelena: That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy.

Yelena: They kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs.

Yelena: They just get right in there and they chop them all away.

Yelena: Everything out, so you can't have babies.

Alexei: Okay, okay. Okay! Okay!

Alexei: You don't have to get so clinical and nasty.

All the boys looked uncomfortable. 

Yelena: Oh, well, I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay.

Alexei: No.

Alexei: It means so much to me that you came back for me.

Natasha: No. No. You're gonna tell us how to get to the Red Room.

Alexei: Huh.

Alexei: Whoa, look at you, huh? All business.

Natasha: Trust me, this isn't pleasure.

Alexei: Little Natasha, all indoctrinated into the Western agenda.

Natasha: I chose to go west to become an Avenger.

Natasha: 'Cause they treated me like family.

Alexei: Really? Family?

Alexei: Well, where are they now?

Alexei: Where is that family now?

Holly: (IN LATIN) One of them is right here

"Why isn't there subtitles" pepper asked 

"Because Latin is the hardest language to dub or subtitle." Natasha replied. 

Natasha: (SMILING) Tell me where the Red Room is.

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