"Reader, it was a cold and dreary night when your car stopped working out on the snowy road in the middle of nowhere. You were freezing to death (no pun intended)
Just as you were beginning to hallucinate, a mysterious glowing skeleton appeared in your headlights. Reader, it was none other than Sans himself!"Ahem
"Reader was now alone in Sans' bedroom. It was covered in Christmas decorations and was cozy as a log cabin on a winter's night. Sans came into the room, covered in a white robe, like a proper gentleman."
"The skeleton took of his robe and slowly crept towards reader, his body glistening in the moon light.
Sans slowly reached for Reader's hand and they fell into a deep kiss.""Reader and Sans looked deeply into each other's eyes. The skeleton's heart was beating rapidly, he could not contain his emotions much longer."
"Sans and Reader embraced each other with the utmost passion, as if they had never kissed anyone before."
"Sans' kisses were filled with fire, and Reader felt themselves begin to melt into his arms."
"Their passion was like a fiery inferno."
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