Prince: you're 'slimu' which means you haven't even reached 'slime' rank yet so i don't think you can say anything
slimu: EXCUSE ME?:?????????
goldielocks: PREACH
goldielocks: josuke you can be rank SLIMY with me for that alone
slimu: oh oh i see how it is
slimu: as soon as we add another MAN to the chat you immediately give him the SLIMY rank
goldielocks: exactly
Prince: i'm slimy now
goldielocks: *SLIMY
Prince: oh wow SLIMY what a differencegoldielocks: fr
slimu: MAYBE YOU TWO ARE SLIMY
slimu: two SLIMY, CHAUVINISTIC PIGS
goldielocks: fr that
Prince: yes that is what we are
slimu: you- you SEXISTS
goldielocks: yes 100% you are right
slimu: i know i am
slimu: i am only slimu and i am still MORE RIGHT than YOU
goldielocks: OH OH YOU WOULD SAY THAT
goldielocks: I THINK YOU'RE MORE LAME THAN ME got you
slimu: no 😫
Prince: woah
Prince: flames fr
goldielocks: exactly man
goldielocks: see josuke gets it
goldielocks: he truly deserves the rank of SLIMY (unlike someone)
slimu: oh my goodness gracious
slimu: well fuck you two i don't want to be SLIMY anyway
slimu: i don't want to be part of such a CORRUPT, MISOGYNISTIC system
slimu: please let me be SLIMY
Prince: lmfao what that was a 180 ong
goldielocks: you ain't SLIMY
slimu: please i'll do any favor you want
Prince: nah you slimu
slimu: i mean sexual favors
Prince: WHAT 💀
goldielocks: nahhh wtffff we're related nahhhh wtfffff naaahhhhhhhhhhh
slimu: i don't want to be SLIMY anyway so you lose
slimu: i'm happy being slimu
slimu: and you all are trying to teach YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE GIRLS that changing their appearance to fit in with the widely accepted conventions is GOOD so i will stay being slimu as protest
Prince: i ain't reading allat
slimu: why, because a WOMAN wrote it???
Prince: you ain't a woman bro you're slimu
slimu: bro joins and immediately starts talking indescribable amounts of shit
goldielocks: slimu: i'm happy being slimu
nah you ain't slimu after that chicanery
goldielocks changed slimu's name to slimt
Prince: slimt??? 💀💀💀
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