Prince: you're 'slimu' which means you haven't even reached 'slime' rank yet so i don't think you can say anything

slimu: EXCUSE ME?:?????????

goldielocks: PREACH

goldielocks: josuke you can be rank SLIMY with me for that alone

slimu: oh oh i see how it is

slimu: as soon as we add another MAN to the chat you immediately give him the SLIMY rank

goldielocks: exactly

Prince: i'm slimy now

goldielocks: *SLIMY

Prince: oh wow SLIMY what a difference

goldielocks: fr

slimu: MAYBE YOU TWO ARE SLIMY

slimu: two SLIMY, CHAUVINISTIC PIGS

goldielocks: fr that

Prince: yes that is what we are

slimu: you- you SEXISTS

goldielocks: yes 100% you are right

slimu: i know i am

slimu: i am only slimu and i am still MORE RIGHT than YOU

goldielocks: OH OH YOU WOULD SAY THAT

goldielocks: I THINK YOU'RE MORE LAME THAN ME got you

slimu: no 😫

Prince: woah

Prince: flames fr

goldielocks: exactly man

goldielocks: see josuke gets it

goldielocks: he truly deserves the rank of SLIMY (unlike someone)

slimu: oh my goodness gracious

slimu: well fuck you two i don't want to be SLIMY anyway

slimu: i don't want to be part of such a CORRUPT, MISOGYNISTIC system

slimu: please let me be SLIMY

Prince: lmfao what that was a 180 ong

goldielocks: you ain't SLIMY

slimu: please i'll do any favor you want

Prince: nah you slimu

slimu: i mean sexual favors

Prince: WHAT 💀

goldielocks: nahhh wtffff we're related nahhhh wtfffff naaahhhhhhhhhhh

slimu: i don't want to be SLIMY anyway so you lose 

slimu: i'm happy being slimu

slimu: and you all are trying to teach YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE GIRLS that changing their appearance to fit in with the widely accepted conventions is GOOD so i will stay being slimu as protest

Prince: i ain't reading allat

slimu: why, because a WOMAN wrote it???

Prince: you ain't a woman bro you're slimu

slimu: bro joins and immediately starts talking indescribable amounts of shit

goldielocks: slimu: i'm happy being slimu

nah you ain't slimu after that chicanery

goldielocks changed slimu's name to slimt

Prince: slimt??? 💀💀💀

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