Tatum: wow they really hate us
Sidney: yes, perhaps they're homophobic
Tatum: but we're not gay, Sidney
Sidney: ...
Tatum: ...
Sidney: we're not?
Randy: this date is boring!
Billy: this isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Randy: then why did you invite me?
Billy: I didn't! I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Billy! I'll do whatever I want!"
Billy: Dewey, my old friend!
Dewey: I think you tried to kill me at some point..
Billy: that was obviously just my way of getting to know you
Tatum: Dewey, you love me right?
Dewey: normally I'd say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I don't like
Stu: when you said 'magic in bed' I wasn't expecting this..
Dewey: *pulls out cord from deck* now, was this your card?
Stu: holy moly-
Gale: did you miss me while I was gone?
Sidney: you were gone?
Billy: hi sorry I'm late I was doing things
Stu: hi I'm 'things'!
Gale: is stabbing someone immoral?
Billy: not if they consent to it
Stu: depends on who your stabbing
Dewey: YES?!?!
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Scream 1996 incorrect quotes and one shots
FanfictionIncorrect quotes of the scream 1996 movie (Charaters include: Stu Billy Tatum Randy Sidney Gale Dewey)
