Yep. I've officially gone the deep end and now I'm making a "universes react to" book.
Xenophanes: So much for not doing one!
Orion: Get out of here!
But yes. I did say I wasn't going to do one but then I thought, "I've already made like four books...
Mark: Ehh, why not. It'll make for great decorations.
Salem and Ozpin were just so perplexed by this mortal's usage of what's basically weapons of mass destruction.
He shrugged his shoulders and continued to swim in his cheese.
Meatloaf: Hey boss, can we use that staff?
Mark stops and thinks about before shrugging his shoulders again.
Mark: Sure. You deserve it for today's work. Just don't go overboard, we're still trying to lay low y'know.
Meatloaf: You got it boss.
Charlie and Meatloaf run out of the lair all giddy and excited while Mark ate a cheese from his pool.
Mark: Ohh, that was Gouda, that's the good stuff.
At beacon
Currently in Ozpin's office we see a lot of people in the room. RWBY, JNPR, STRQ, Ironwood, Winter, and the Ace ops watching a still frame of Mark running from a crime scene.
Ozpin: This man has escaped us many times, and the only thing we have is an alias, Dr. Squeaks.
The audience has a collective groan at the terrible pun of a name.
Summer: Uhh sir, why are we trying to catch this guy exactly? He's just stealing cheese right?
Ozpin: Sadly no, well yes, but the lengths he'll go for it are ludicrous.
He taps on his scroll showing four pictures of Mark running with different relics.
Ozpin: He has pulled off one of the most impossible heists I have ever seen.
Ironwood: He stole the relics?!
Ozpin: Unfortunately so, this man not only stole the relics.
He rewinds the clip of Mark with the staff of creation to the moment he opened the gate.
Ozpin: He has also stolen the maidens powers.
Gasps were heard across the room.
Summer: But aren't they bound to a woman's soul?
Suddenly a hologram of a man appeared in front of the display of Mark. The resemblance was almost uncanny.
Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.
Steven: Unless somehow he managed to siphon the magic from the souls.
Ozpin: Ahh, Dr. Steven Boxleightner, pleasure to have you here with us.
Steven: I must say Ozpin, it has been quite awhile. But I'm afraid this isn't a leisurely visit.
Ozpin: I'm guessing you already know what happened?
Steven: Yes, seven cheese store stolen in five days by Dr. Squeaks.
Ozpin: Not to mention the four relics.
Steven: Ah, yes. That as well. Though I must say that technology is quite familiar.
Ozpin: Familiar you say?
Steven: Yes, almost reminiscent of my son's machines.
Ironwood: You had a son?
Winter: Why was he surprised at this knowledge?
Lost Searcher: Well, being an atlesian scientist, him marrying a faunus would be the same as betrayal.
Steven: Ah, general didn't see you there. Yes I had a son, Markus Boxleightner. He made machines that can mutate an object's chemical makeup to his liking.
Ruby: Say, didn't Dr. Squeaks steal the ceiling by turning it into cheese.
Steven: What type of cheese?
Yang: Don't know, we didn't try it.
Steven: I have a sneaky suspicion as to who Dr. Squeaks may actually be, and I fear I may be correct.
Ozpin: Whoever he is must be found out.
At the lair.
Ozpin voice-over: Because not only does he have the Maidens magic.
Markus is seen swimming in pool.
Ozpin vo: He also has the relics.
Meatloaf and Charlie are seen talking with the spirit of the staff.
Ozpin: Currently he is the most dangerous person alive.
The spirit hold his hand out as if waiting to receive something.
Ozpin: He could reshape the world if he so desired.
Charlie hands him a blueprint. The spirit opens the blueprints and nods using his magic.
Ozpin: He may be the biggest threat to the entirety of Remnant as we now it.
The spirit finishes it's creation revealing it to be two mechanical unicorns colored pink.
The audience sweatdropped at the voice over depicting them as maniacal war mongers.
Charlie and Meatloaf said thanks to the spirit before it vanished and rode their unicorns around the abandoned warehouse while the camera pans out.
Ozpin: And oum hope Salem doesn't bring him to her side.
The audience was understandably confused.
Ozpin: So everything he did. Was for cheese?
Lost Searcher: His addiction to cheese is almost ludicrous as shown what he'll do for it.
Raven: All of that talent. Wasted on dairy products.
Raven slouches on her chair feeling the despair knowing he sucked her of her power just for cheese.
