My stories react to the first Mark Enson (And others)

"The cheese driven scientist"

He fires a ray at the cheese causing it to clump together. He fires another ray at the ceiling also turning it into cheese.

A noise reminiscent of a giant fan could be heard over him. The cheese ceiling starts being pulled upwards and when the ceiling was torn off it revealed a mouse shaped blimp with a comically large magnet.

Mark climbs onto the cheese pile that's being pulled up by the magnet while laughing maniacally and eating cheese. It turns out he gave the cheese a magnetic field and had his henchmen collect them using the magnet.

Mark: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job you two. Now let's get out of here!

Meatloaf: On it boss.

Quickly the group flew away from the scene and only 10 minutes later multiple hunter teams arrived at the scene of the crime.

Ruby: Again? That's the seventh cheese store he's robbed from this week. And it's barely Wednesday!

Ozpin: His addiction is quite problematic.

Raven: He's robbed 7 stores in half the week, and hasn't been caught? He's quite good. Maybe he could join us.

Yang: Right?! This guy can't take a break can he.

Weiss: How has no one caught him yet?

Jaune: You're telling us. And the only thing we have is his name.

Phyrra: Almost ten years since he started robbing cheese stores and he leaves them perfectly without hassle.

Ren: He's a master planner, methodical in his scheming.

Blake's ear twitches as she hears her scroll ping.

Blake: Guys, let's head back to Beacon, Ozpin needs us.

At the lair.

Currently in Mark's lair we see Mark swimming in a pool full of all the cheese he stole the past four days.

Mark: Can you believe it Meatloaf and Charlie? I have all of this cheese at my possession. And I'll eat it all, Hahahaha!

Meatloaf: Hey boss, uhh, we've been wondering.

Mark stops swimming in the cheese and looks at Meatloaf.

Mark: About why we steal cheese?

Meatloaf: No, not that. We've been wondering. Why do we still have those four thingies we stole the academies from?

Meatloaf points to the four relics along with four jars containing the four maidens magic.

Ozpin and Salem were gobsmacked to know that some mortal managed to not only steal the maidens magic but also steal the relics.

Mark: Y'know, now that you mention it. I almost forgot we had those. If I remember, we stole the staff to see if we could make the perfect cheese, which failed. The crown we stole was because it was called the relic of choice and I thought we could command people to give us cheese, which only gave me migraines. Strangely enough I saw to guys in purple and gold with different horns that night. The sword, well, we all know what happened when we tried to cut cheese with it.

He points at a pile of black dust.

Mark: And don't even get me started on the lamp, was about as useful as cheddar is flavorful.

Meatloaf: And that magic mist thing?

Mark: Oh that? Not really helpful, just needed it to open the gates.