YK | Scaramouche

; one - taglish

Bakit naman napaka lutong mag mura yung babae na ito?

Signora is laughing it off, even covering her fave with her hand. Childe seems to be teasing her by sticking out his tongue playfully.

My friend chuckles. "MAMAYA KO NA BABAYARAN!"

"TANGINA MO PALA EH!?" Sagot naman ng Auditor.

"PUTANGINA MO RIN HAYOP KA! MANININGIL NA NGA LANG, MUMURAHIN MO PA!"

"BAYARAN MO MUNA ANG UTANG MO, THEN WE CAN TALK!"

"WE ARE TALKING!"

These two..! I'm on the verge of consulting a doctor to check if my eardrums are still with me.

Student's has started to look at them. Some are confused, some are distracted by our charm. Some... I don't know.

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━━━ NINTH GRADE: Water, please!

We were absolutely cursed by the heavens. No doubt. Who wouldn't get frustrated over MAPEH as first period!?

What's even more frustrating is that we're focusing on Physical Education, a component of that cursed minor subject.

We ran around two buildings. And those two are wider than my classmates forehead, combined or separated, it's wide than everything else.

I rarely get dehydrated - which I find weird about myself. But I can feel my lungs about to collapse along with my heart beating in an inhuman speed.

I'm seriously in desperate need of water...

Although I didn't bring my bottle because Childe snatched the collar of my PE uniform. Now both of us don't have water to recharge. Not even a towel.

"Bakit uhaw, sa'yong sayaw, bakit ikaw~?" Awit ni Childe.

Tanginang kurimaw na ito, nangaasar nanaman! Kala niya naman mala artists kumanta.

A ball flew straight to his face which caused him to fall down on the floor. Don't be surprised since we're in the gymnasium this moment.

I didn't do that but Signora did. Sa wakas, that hag did something good.

My eyes then spotted a water bottle. It's not mine but obviously someone else's. Well, of course I won't waste this chance to chug down that water.

Dahan dahan akong lumapit straight to its direction. The owner of the bottle is right beside it - but who cares? Walang may pake. Makapal naman ang mukha ko. Mana sa nanay ko-

"Huh? Where's my bottle-" Her eyes sharpened while she witnessed me downing her water.

"Punyeta ka Raiden Scaramouche!! Akin yan 'e!"

"Dapat binabayaran niyo ako. All of you are making me the class walking water dispenser!" She adds.

Gaga wala ka na magagawa, inubos ko na! Hindi ko kayang isuka ito to refill your bottle.