Going on order of tallest to shortest because that's the only thing I could think of and also I think it's funny
Matt: tall as shit, 6'5, as well as probably the most buff out of the group, covered in freckles, eyes, 28 years old. Total jackass, definitely the meanest, really observant and great at manipulating situations when he wants to
Mark: also tall, 6'4, not nearly as muscular as Matt though, very toned but not a lot of actual muscle, pretty slim. Very patient and level headed for the most part but can definitely get stern when he thinks it's important
Eduardo: 6'1, sort of got a dad bod thing going on, being quite strong as well as a little pudgy, quite hairy, both on his face and body, he doesn't have a beard though, just scruff. He's really competitive with a hint of insecurity underneath, stubborn and sort of a jerk but has the capability to be sweet
Tom: 6'0 scrawny as shit but got like monster dna so he's still one of the strongest, also pretty much a radiator great in winter but he can't function in the summer. He's kinda mean but like really protective, especially if Tord and Edd because he feels like they can't take care of themselves
Jon: 5'10 also fairly thin, very sweet for the most part but Mark has been working with him on speaking up more when he needs to, and definitely has a little bit of a wild side with people he's more comfortable with, he likes cooking and baking a lot which would be a little concerning since he can be a bit of an air head, but he's actually pretty good
Tord: also 5'10 but he lies about it more, he also has a good amount of muscle, and a little bit of pudge since he eats trash 24/7. He's a people person in the sense that he loves talking to people, people just don't usually love talking to him, he's a little bit strange in a lot of ways after all, but it's ok because he has Edd. Pretty much just a stoner that's really really good at math and science but can barely read, even has himself a little lab in the garage
Edd: 5'5, pretty chubby and doughy and not very strong since the power Edd thing hasn't happened yet, but can definitely hold his own. he has a bit of a sweet tooth (especially cola ofc) and really really cares about all his friends, definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed but makes up for it
YOU ARE READING
fizzy drinks and hand holding ((A cola losers Eddsworld story))
Fanfictiontakes place in an au where Tord didn't leave, Eduardo's house got all fucked up by the demon, like really bad, and they needed a place to stay for a while, and since they had lots of extra space now Matt offered to let them stay for a while
