Sonia: Be strong, be strong!
[Not taking it anymore, Sonia spots a pair of sunglasses and some Clothes and gets an idea. Meanwhile, Y/N is on the phone with Wade.]
[ Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Wade: Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night.]
You : Wade, it's me.
[Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Wade : Hi. I'm so glad that you called. Uh, so, some guys came in asking some questions. Uh, they're a little creepy. [Chuckles nervously]
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night...As he speaks you listened to him with worry in you]
Wade: Kind of reminded me of, uh, the guys from Men in Black, but not as likable or, uh, charming as Will Smith.
You : Wait, what kind of questions?
Wade: Um, questions about... terrorism? Heh, I told them that I've gone ice fishing with Y/N. He doesn't know how to make a bomb!
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night. as you keep on listening]
Wade: He can't even make bait in the cold!
You : All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
[Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Wade: [Looks up and sees Dr. Robotnik and Agent Stone staring him down] You know, I think they already know. [Dr. Robotnik grabs the phone from Wade]
Dr. Robotnik: Mr. L/N
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night.]
You: Ugh, Y/N
[Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Dr. Robotnik: I want you to know that the only person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school! And you know what I did in response?
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night.]
You : Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 'cause , you know, that kind of behaviour is really unacceptable....Or did you cry like a little Bitch
[Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Dr. Robotnik: No, I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain, and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year! And I have never lost a fight...until today.
[Scene Change: Rest Stop, night.]
You : Hey, hooray for me then, huh?
[Scene Change: Police Station, night.]
Dr. Robotnik: No, because you're about to become the bully with the straw! I'm coming for you, Mr. L/N. And when I catch you, I'll-- [Y/N hangs up] Hello. Hello? Hello, hello, hello?
Wade: I think he actually hung up, because I notice the light isn't on...
Dr. Robotnik: Thank you, Officer Brain-fart.
Wade: If you give me a second I can get an outside line...
Dr. Robotnik: No. Don't be bothered. You just sit there and be "u"...seless.
[Robotnik, Agent Stone, and the others walk out of the room.]
Wade: No one's gonna...erase my memory here? I will tell people about this!
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