Kung Fu Panda: Crane x Snow Leopard OC

S1: Has-Been Hero

"Guys, once again, why did you drag me all the way here for some lame staged set-up show? Will this at least be worth interrupting my meditation for?" Daiyu asked as she, Crane and Po were walking together to the place where Po desperately wanted them

"Lame staged set-up show? Daiyu, this is Kwan the Unkillable I'm talking about!" Po told her

"Also, you were the only one to accept the other free ticket. His hero pled for his presence at his match and it's just nuts" Crane explained as Daiyu nodded

"And you're here to admire this hero as well?" Daiyu asked, until Po gasped loudly

"Ooh, check out that banner! It's is gonna be insane, the return of Kwan! Can you feel the electricity? Can you smell the excitement?!" Po asked them happily as they continued walking

"Smells more like month-old bean ramen" Crane replied as they started looking around

"Where is everyone?" He asked

"Perhaps doing more important stuff" Daiyu shrugged as she rested her paws on her hips

"I don't know. Kwan used to pack this place so full, sometimes I had to fit in one seat" Po answered as then the announcer started speaking

"Introducing the main event of the evening! He has the power of the ocean, the speed of a mountain"

"Isn't it the other way around?" Daiyu wondered as Po immediately shushed her

"Shh"

"He is Kwan the Unkillable!"

The banner rolled up to reveal Kwan, only to be showed that he was a frail old man with a crutch. Only Po was the one cheering for him as Kwan wobbled onto the stage

"Yeah, Kwan rules all! Yeah, who's the goat? You are!"

Then a piggy lady came up to Kwan and took the crutch from him and put it aside. Crane kept his eyes on her, not planning on taking them off as he held his hat

"Beautiful" Crane mumbled softly

"Yeah, I guess. Although, he used to be taller, I think" Po shrugged, not really knowing what Crane meant by that

"My friend, who are you really looking at?" Daiyu asked Crane with a smirk

"I'm not looking at her! Her name's Bai Li and she's in the way of my perfect eye sight" Crane denied as Daiyu chuckled

"Her?... Crane, you're totally liking her, aren't you?"

"No, I'm not"

"You really are"

"I'm not into her!"

"You definitely like her"

"I'm not in love with her!"

"You're in love?"

"No!"

"Yes"

"No!"

"Yes"

"No!"

And while they kept going back and forth, the announcer continued announcing

"And his opponent, Bolo the Tepid!"

Everyone started booing him, including Po. And when the fight started, it was clear that in the end the buffalo won and the ram did not

"We're sorry, Po" Crane apologized as he and Daiyu felt kind of pity for him

"Sorry? What do you mean? I mean, he's still Kwan the Unkillable" Po then gasped