idc that odas orphans were all different ages theyre quintuplets now. i made ranpo younger than everyone so i think i can get a pass for this too😘
group: the f(l)ags
osamu: ango sakaguchi has finally been struck by lightning i owe jules gabriel vernelaine my life
chuuya: VERNELAINE
iceman: why did you say that like it's normal
osamu: i've been looking forward to this moment for 18 years
osamu: angos fine though gab kept him alive so odasaku wouldn't have to be a single father
piano man: i have so many questions but i think the biggest one is. oda has children?????
osamu: yah quintuplets
osamu: i was just fed a hot cheeto. please wish me a quick and easy recovery.
osamu:
odasaku: samu do you want this cheeto
me: is it a hot cheeto
odasaku: no
me: okay sure
osamu: that man was lying.
doc: bro has no spice tolerance
osamu: i'm exactly like a southern american middle aged woman except i'm an 18 year old japanese teenager who quit gender
doc: HGSHAJCJ
osamu: I, Shuji "Osamu" Dazai, at the request of Sakunosuke Oda, promise to never harm Ango Sakaguchi ever again.
osamu: even though the bitch deserved it
osamu: odasaku just flicked me i'm gonna sue
osamu: anyways as i was being forced to say
albatross: TGIS ID SO FUNYN
osamu: I understand that my actions were wrong and I will not repeat them. I understand that Jules Gabriel Verne is not fully at fault here, as I presented him with $100 so that he would strike Mr. Sakaguchi with lightning on his Ability-controlled island. I apologize deeply to Mr. Sakaguchi and all those who care for him. ̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶S̶a̶k̶u̶n̶o̶s̶u̶k̶e̶ ̶O̶d̶a̶.̶ (edited)
osamu: okay that's all
piano man: i'm screenshotting this and printing it and i will have oda presenting it at your wedding
osamu: he's gonna be my best man that'll be perfect for the speech
piano man: you get it
osamu: also for clarification i love ango he's my pookily wookilykins i just needed him to stop calling me dazai and also i'm not even gonna lie to you guys i just thought it would be funny to watch him get struck by lightning
osamu: i plan on changing my last name to nakahara anyway so he might as well get used to not using dazai :akiorizz:
chuuya: stopThat
chuuya: i will cry.
lippmann: why is there a youtuber apology in the chat
piano man: sakaguchi finally got struck by lightning and oda made osamu publicly apologize for it
lippmann: this sentence would said anyone outside this gc into cardiac arrest
piano man: every message sent in here has so many layers to it
lippmann: literally😭
osamu: i was forcefed a hot cheeto and was not given anything to relieve the pain until after my apology
