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"I can't,, sadly."

Y/n typed on her monitor, revealing a Twitter account. She had a Twitter account where she had an anime-pixelated persona, acting as an internet angel. She did this as a prank on degenerate men but it somehow attracted more nerd girlies so she kept the account.

' カウンセリングを受けたの '

' 先生から「ネットをやめろ」って言われて '

' もうおまえらと会えないと思った瞬間 胸が苦しくて '

' リアルが壊れてもココが良いって思ったの '

"Say,, Y/n how many dollars do you get paid from your hacking jobs anyways?"

"Dollars?"

she heard a ding from her phone and quickly looked at it. Forgetting about what Bunny asked right away.

?
HEY Y/N!! 
I'm dazai btw

You
OH... HI DAZAI!!
Ironic that you texted me rn lmfao,,, :3
(I'm going insane over a chapter rn)

you named ? 'orphan collector'

orphan collector
Oh?
what happened in whatever you were reading?

You
ERM,,,,
ANYWAYS!

orphan collector
DON'T IGNORE ME I WANT TO KNOW.

You
NUH UH KYS

orphan collector
I mean,, with you <3?

You
GO FLIRT WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHARTHEFAWKK!!!

btw why are you texting me at 3 am go sleep my guy

orphan collector
my guy,,, <3
anyways.
It's 9 am for us rn

You
WHAT
oh right timezones LMFAO

orphan collector
THE REAL QUESTION IS.
why are YOU. awake.

You
erm... work :3

orphan collector
Oh?
I'm sure no amount of work could legit be better than sleeping n/n 💀💀

You
N/N???
I get paid in Bitcoin :3
per job.

orphan collector
WHAT.
ykw NEVERMIDN
hey... please share,,, some,,, please..
how much?

You
1.5 a job
depends on what I'm doing tbh

orphan collector
SO LET'S SAY YOU DID ONE PER MONTH.
18 A YEAR??

You
:3
I usually do 2 jobs a month tho

orphan collector
WHY ARE YOU NOT SHARING.
I thought I was your pookie wookie patootie 💔

You
NUH UH THAT'S ATSUSHI
Atsushi solos you.

orphan collector
....
DNI
LEGIT DHMU.
#hertbroken 💔💔💔💔
ykw nvm,,
proud of u.. ig.

You
oh.
.
THANK YOU...!!

Orphan collector
NOW!
can I ask a question??

You
yes sir!?!?

Orphan collector
Who are you?
your number didn't exist when I typed it at first, but the next morning I tried texting you again and it worked.

You
erm.
next question :3

Orphan collector
don't ignore me y/n

You
I'M GOING TO SOUND LIKE A PSYCH WARD PATIENT IF I TELL YOU THE TRUTH BRO.

Orphan collector
it can't be that bad

You
I'm from another universe :3

Orphan collector
oh,
yeah you do sound like a psych ward patient

You
SEE
i TOLD u.

Orphan collector
so is the chapter you read about our world?

You
oh my god!! look at how late it is!!
I should sleep good night

Orphan collector
I'll add you in a gc with the other agency members if you tell me the truth.

You
YES, IT'S YOUR WORWLSD DUMBASS

Orphan collector
figured

You
kys

Orphan collector
with you,, <3 ?

You
ykw.
sure let's commit shinju togetehrer

Orphan collector
wow you're bold!

dazai found out (sneaky bitch)