My Stalker's an Alien!

ii

" what? What are you looking for? " The rapist dude suddenly asked

" your brain" I answered him and went to sit at the corner of the resto. After a while, my order came up and I happily ate my breakfast until rapist dude came

" woah, I don't know if I should call you princess or pig at the moment" he commented as he saw me hogging down the food on my table

" I don't know if I should call you rapist or idiot" I replied giving off a I don't care look

" hey what's with you calling me rapist? " he said as he pouted

" your face says it all" I bluntly replied

" WHAT?! THIS FACE?! I could even be a model if I want to! " he answered acting offended. I almost choked and ended up bursting out in laughter

" Yeah right! You can reeeaaally be a model with those dirty clothes and worn out slippers"

" hey hey, don't make fun of my ootd" he said with a frown
(ootd means out fit of the day)

" well, it's the same ootd you wore yesterday" I scoffed

" you didn't even take a bath, did you? " I suddenly eyed him and he looked embarrassed for a moment before plastering a smirk on his face

" I'm still irresistible even if I didn't. Besides, the ladies love my manly smell" he said proudly and my brows furrowed in disgust

" Well?! How about you?! Look at you with your disgustingly clean white shirt, nice pants and horribly black shoes! Are you a student or something? " he said eyeing me from head to foot with his fingers on his chin

I scoffed and raised my brow

" yes oh and, thanks for the compliment "

He suddenly cupped my face and looked at me intently before shrieking like a little girl

" AND OMG, WHAT IS WITH THAT HAIR?! YOU IMITATING HAYLEY WILLIAMS OR SOMETHING?!! "
He said while making a disgusted face

I rolled my eyes and hit his head

" We have the same hair color, you idiot! And Hayley is awesome so, I don't mind imitating her"

" I know. But I look better in it than you and her" he said while grinning which showed his rectangular smile and not to mention, perfect white teeth

" H-hey! What are you-" he said but I ignored him as I opened his mouth and observed his teeth. After a few seconds I let go and sat back on my chair

" What the he-"

" I was just checking if your teeth are real." I told him while I continued eating my breakfast

" What? You think these are fake? Sorry hun but, I'm the type of guy who was blessed with everything" he said while gesturing around himself

" everything except clean clothes and nice slippers " I teased

" What is it with you and my ootd? " he said with crossed arms as he laid back on his chair

" I dunno, I guess I'm fascinated with them. I mean, can you even still use those? " I said pointing at his slippers which looked half eaten by a rat

" I'm using them right now" he said proudly

" why don't you buy a new one? "

He looked at me with his brow raised