Top Ten signs you are in Californa.
1. You take a bus & are shocked at two people carring a conversation in english.
2. You make over $250,000 & still can't afford a house.
3. Your childs 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring & is named breeze.
4. You can taste the difference between Sumatra & Ethiopian coffee beans.
5. You pass an elementary school and the kids are all playing on there cell phones.
6. The guy wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Cloony is George Cloony.
7. A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
8. Its sprinkiling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
9. You AND your dog have therapist.
10. A really good parking space can bring you to tears!
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