Everybody always told you were schizophrenic. You hear voices that tell you to do things, you try to ignore them but they are loud and annoying.
One day you go to the hospital, a different one from usual. You insist it's not all in your head so they use a tiny camera to look inside your ears. When the doctor is finished she pulls your mom outside the room and tells her that you aren't crazy.
Remember when you were little and had to get tubes in your ears to hear better? Well the doctor also injected tiny speakers into your ears. You have been doing his dirty work, and he diagnosed you schizophrenic.
