jab they met

dhakad tasleem

But yeh sab kaand police dekh leti hai

Police- oh madam ab ye sab bawal kiya haina to police station Jana padhega

Tasleem-are aise kaise wo Banda ladki ched raha tha aur mai apna hath bhi na chalau

Tahir-haan inspector ap ise aise arrest nahi ker sakte

Police-mai nahi kerta but in madam ne apne as pas dekh hi nahi dikhta nahi police station ke bahar maar kutai ker rahe ho

Tahir-to le jao

Police- oh tu bhi jaega

Tahir- mai kyu

Police-pehli baat jurm hote hue dekha but kuch bole nahi,aur dusri baat mujrim ka sath diya

Police-hawaldaar arrest ker do inhe aur indono ke gher walo ko bulao

Thodi der baad

Tahir jail mai bore ho raha tha tabhi usne saad Yasir aur Rashid ko ate hue dekha

Tahir-dekho wo a gye meri pyare Bhai agye

Yasir- chup bey dimag kha rah hai

Yasir-balki mai to yeh soch raha hu ki hum ise chudane kyu aye dekho jail mai kitna sunder lag raha hai chalo yaar bila wajah masla ho raha hai

Rashid-are bhai hai hamara

Tasleem yeh sab sunke bore ho hi rahi thi ki waha sirat Rida aur saisha a jate hai

Sirat(fikr mai)- tasleem tum thik to ho na , pata kitna der gyi thi mai, tumhe kitni baar bola hai bich raste mai maar kutai nahi kiya karo,but tum baaz nahi ayogi

Tasleem-are yaar, mai e nahi jana gher ek to ammi pehle se hi fikr ka pahad leke mere piche ghumti rehti hai aur sirat appi ap bhi

Saisha-galat nahi keh rahi hai sirat .

Tabhi waha per inspector a jata hai

Inspector ji aplog ka hi intezaar tha

Saad-inpector please jane Dona bachhe se bhul ho gyi

Inspector-thik hai ise jane de rah hu but yeh madam

Rida-are wo bhi bacchi hi hai

Inspector-waise apki kya lagti

Rida-behen hai wo hamari

Rashid- hmm dekh ke lagta.

Rida-kuch kaha tumne

Rashid-kuch suna tumne

Rida-haan thoda bohot

Rashid- kaan bajre hai tumhare

Inspector- per ap apne parents kyu nahi aye aplogo ko kyu bheja

Tasleem-are kya panchayat bhaitha ke rakhi hai

Saisha-shut up tasleem yeh panchayat ki wajah bhi na tum hi ho

Inspector-delho madam ye to hamara kaam adhi adhuri jaan Kari Bina hum kisi ko nahi Jane denge

Saisha-to ap *boys* inlogo ki jankari kyu nahi ker rahe

Saad- are girls first

Inspector-ji, chalo baith ke baat kerte hai

Sab log-ji

To inspector apne cabin mai lake puchtach kerta hai aur tasleem aur tahir dur se kaan lagane ki koshish kerte hai

Inspector-ji to pehle ladkiyon se baate kerte hai

Girls-ji

Inspector-to apke parents ne apko kyu bheja wo log kaha hai aur apke koi bhai nahi hai

Saisha-nahi hamare Bhai nahi hum saat behne hai

Sirat-and actually hamare siwaye gher per koi nahi tha ammi ke siwaye, jab apne hume phone Kiya to ammi bohot pareshan ho gyi thi to humne kaha ki wo gher per rahe hum tino chale jayenge.

Inspector-ok tasleem ko chod dete but boys tahir ka kya kare

Yasir-rakh lo

Rida and saisha-*controlling laugh*

Saad- matlab usko bhi chod do wo to hai hi ghochu.

Rashid-Haan usko to gher jake mai dekhta hu

Fir inspector tasleem +tahir=tashir ko chod dete hai.

Dono side ke log bahar a jate hai

Sirat- I'm sorry is jhalli ke wajah se apka time waste hua

Yasir-yeh bhi to gadha kya zaroorat thi hero banne jab zero hai

Tasleem-sahi bola

Sirat-chup kero tum,but fir bhi tahir ki to koi galti bhi nahi thi yeh to bas ladki ko bacha rah tha but tasleem me ake sab bigad diya

Tahir-sahi bola

Rashid-nahi koi baat nahi, ap please sorry mat boliye

Rida-to tumhe bol bhi kon rah hai

Rashid-dekho ager tum idiot ho to iska matlab nahi ki tumhari behen bhi hai

Rida- unhone tumhe sorry nahi bola

Sirat-yaar pagal hai kya mai sabko bol rahi hu.

Saisha-acha chal meri ma

Time skip

At girls side

Ammi-tasleem tumhe kitni baar bola hai ki aise hath pair kahi chalaya na karo per tum to manti hi nahi gher mai shaadi ki tayari chal rahi aur tumhe yeh sab kaand kerna  ab teri saza hai ki tum jab tak sirat ki shaadi nahi ho jati tum gher se bahar nahi nikal sakti

Tasleem-ammi but yeh to bahot hai

Ammi-haan malum hai per muje meri beti ki shaadi mai koi bawal nahi chahiye samjhi

Ammi tasleem ko daant hi rahi thi ki abbu kisi se phone mai bate kerte kerte a rahe the

Abbu-are muje kuch nahi sunna tumhe ana hi hoga apni family ko leke........Haan ab hui na baat.....chalo mai rakhta hu

Zaira-kisse baat ker rahe the abbu

Faiza-kon apni family ke sath a rah hai

Abbu-are meri panchayat, hania maine tumhe bataya tha na apne purane dost ke bare mai jis ke company mai tum kaam kerti ho

Hania-ji abbu

Abbu-Haan to maine unko ek ache , sache, purane aur karibi dost hone ke naate sirat ki shaadi ke liye bulya hai , wo log yahi rahenge

Saisha-achA kab a rahe hai sirat ki shaadi hone mai ek mahina hai

Abbu- aur manjha (haldi ceremony)kab hai

Ammi- 2 hafte baad

Abbu-to wo log ek hafte baad a rahe hai apni family ke sath , Zarina ji 5 kamre tayar rakhiyega

Ammi-ji ☺️
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So here I'm with my new story I know ki maine saad -saisha sirat-yasir ki mulakat dhand se nahi karayi aur I think itna funny bhi nahi tha but don't worry apki author hai sath to derne ki kya baat.please comment and vote

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