and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟓𝟏 ༻

yeonjun :
like a stickah stickah

taehyun :
i can't believe yeonjun sings nct songs when he's under pressure

yeonjun :
whi whi plash

kai :
ok so let's change the subject here and talk about Ben my beautiful and perfect crush

taehyun :
oh no pls

kai :
i wrote a poem for him and i hope taehyun will show him

taehyun :
i won't show it

kai :
i'll start
*coughs*

yeonjun :
mom, pick me up pls, he's pretending to cough over text

kai :
you're the apple of my eye
the apple to my jongho
the apple of my life
the fork to my knife

taehyun :
my eyes are already bleeding

kai :
but please don't kill me
because then you'll go to jail
you're the prettiest man in the world
you surpass the beauty scale

soobin :
pls make him stop

kai :
even if you don't believe it,
you look so much better than you think
and i know exterior beauty isn't all
but when i look at you, i don't even dare to blink

yeonjun :
inspiring

kai :
because if i do
it's one less second i got to appreciate you
and that, bb, i can't lose
because you, Ben, are my muse

beomgyu :
pls stop

kai :
when you walk into a room
the whole place changes colors
and i bet all my money on how you brighten everyone's days
even if it means i'll have to pay a million dollars

beomgyu :
i can't read this anymore

kai :
and you might think that being funny is your only strength
but every time i talk to you, you glow.
ben, you're so much more
than the world will ever know

beomgyu :
he isn't

kai :
you're nice, you're beautiful, you're gentle
but at the top of that you're special
because i've never met someone as caring as you
and i'm so proud to have a friend like you

beomgyu :
I GIVE UP

beomgyu :
ITS ME KAI

beomgyu :
BEN IS ME
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

kai :
ha ha do you think you can fool me

beomgyu :
I AM NOT LYING

taehyun :
he isn't lying kai...

kai :
and i'm spiderman

beomgyu :
I HAVE PROOF

kai :
for instance?

beomgyu :
A PICTURE OF ME AND TAEHYUN KISSING

kai :
wtf, why do you have a picture of ben and taehyun kissing, that's incest eww

beomgyu :
IT'S ME KAI, BEN DOESN'T EXIST, AND TAEHYUN HAS 0 FAMILY IN THE STATES. ITS ME
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ME
i'm so sorry

kai :
...

kai :
beomgyu

beomgyu :
yeah?

kai :