and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦

༺ 𝟑𝟏 ༻

《 when life gives you lemons 》

hyuka :
if the opposite of "pro" is "con"

hyuka :
and the opposite of "progress" is "congress"

hyuka :
then the opposite of constitution is...

taehyun:
let me stop you right there.

soobin :
hellooouur guys

hyuka :
hellooooooour soobin

soobin :
yeonjun tried to make me an egg this morning :D

taehyun :
aw how nice of him

soobin :
yeah and now we're back from the store

hyuka :
uuuuh what did you buy?

soobin :
a microwave. yeonjun broke it :D

taehyun :
what? how??

soobin :
the egg

hyuka :
what about it?
oh
oH

taehyun :
damn, you don't have to finish the sentence soobin

soobin :
but i want to
yeonjun tried to heat the egg in the microwave

yeonjun :
I'M SO SORRY SOOBIN
PLS OPEN THE DOOR

hyuka :
omg you kicked him out?

soobin :
no, we both left on our will
i just closed the door when i got back

yeonjun :
SOOBIN PLEASE

soobin :
yeonjun we talked about it
no.

yeonjun :
BUT SOOBIN

taehyun :
i mean, you broke his microwave
he has the right to be mad

yeonjun :
YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT!
HE'S NOT MAD, HE WANTS TO TAKE A WEEK AWAY FROM ME

hyuka :
wdym?

soobin :
ok guys i'll explain because yeonjun is clearly traumatized by the egg

soobin :
i'm going offline for a week because i need to pass my neurology exam

soobin :
like it's now or never.
so i'll be unreachable for a week starting from today

hyuka :
i think you're doing the best soobin

taehyun :
yeah go kick that teacher's ass

soobin :
thanks guys

yeonjun :
BUT SOOBIN

soobin :
yeonjun no
do i need to say it in spanish?
no~

yeonjun :
i promise i won't bother you!

soobin :
yeonjun you literally said that my outfit today was killing fashion.
and you broke my microwave.
you bother too much

yeonjun :
but i'll just sit in your room on my phone making you company

taehyun :
yeonjun please let the poor man study

yeonjun :
but why does he has to stay unreachable for a whole week?

hyuka :
yeonjun you can perfectly stay one week without talking to soobin

yeonjun :
NO I CANNOT
I'LL DIE OF BOREDOM

taehyun :
oh no, he got attached

hyuka :
and on top of that to an alcoholic

taehyun :
ew, feelings

soobin :
yeonjun no matter how much i like to spend time with you, you're clearly a distraction.
i need to pass my exam

yeonjun :
can't i even hug you before you go?

soobin :
no
and why do i feel like i'm leaving a puppy behind?

hyuka :
cuz he's a puppy

taehyun :
he clearly got used to spending every day at your house

soobin :
yeah that mf likes my bed too much

yeonjun :
IT'S SOFTER THAN MINE

soobin :
yea yea you're using me for my bed, now guess what? you ain't seeing her for a whole week bitch

yeonjun :
😤😡😠🤬🤬😠🤬👿🤬😠😡😤👿😡😤😡👿🤬😠😠👿🤬🤬🤬😡😡😤😡😡😤😡🤬🤬😠😤👿🤬😠😡

soobin :
either way, i just warned gyu about my future 1 week disappearance but that bitch ain't responding

taehyun :
really? i thought it was only me

hyuka :
wait, taehyun do you talk to beomgyu in private chat?

taehyun :
sometimes

hyuka :
hMM hmMMm

taehyun :
don't get weird ideas

hyuka :
i'M nOt

soobin :
well, he's not answering and there are only two options

soobin :
1) he's running away from the fbi

soobin :
2) yeonjun killed him just like he killed my microwave

yeonjun :
I ALREADY SAID I'M SORRY

hyuka :
why is yeonjun the one that always messes things up when you're together?

soobin :
how would i know, he's a weird man

soobin :
but yeah, when beomgyu comes back later tell him that his most marvelous, spectacular, beautiful, amazing, wonderful friend will be gone for 1 week

hyuka :
what about his sweater? how are you gonna give it back to him?

soobin :
i won't, he told me i could use it for good luck

hyuka :
aw so sweet

soobin :
yeah but then i caught yeonjun trying to use it to clear the bathrooms floor

hyuka :
HDJDHNF YEONJUN???

yeonjun :
that sweater is cursed

soobin :
that's the main reason why i think yeonjun killed beomgyu

yeonjun :
I DID NOT

soobin :
either way, i love you guys
see you in a week

taehyun :
good luck with the exam soobin!

yeonjun :
you got this!

kai :
fighting!!

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《 taehyun and beomgyu's chat 》

taehyun :
hey, it's 11 pm

taehyun :
and you still haven't called me

taehyun :
but it's not like i'm missing you or smth

taehyun :
and i'm not worried cuz i know if something bad happened soobin would tell me right away

taehyun :
i guess i'm just bored

taehyun :
so yeah, send a signal to the moon when you appear

taehyun :
or don't if you don't feel like it

taehyun :
have a good night