c tails: um he has a very weird obsession

sage: i calculate he gets no bitches-

me: next!

Even the clown felt that. (Imagine the girl is Fiona, the guy is Sonic, and the clown is clown.)

everyone: I'm not surprised

fiona: *sweatdropped*

sonic: sometimes i wonder how we even use to date

*awkward silence*

me: next

 That's a lotta damage (Imagine it's Sonic being an arsonist.)

amy: sonic no!

sonic: sonic yes!

blaze: sonic you cant just burn things!

sonic: ARSON!

shadow: sonic stop it no!

sonic: ARSON!

tails: WHO GAVE HIM A LIGHTER-

*we'll be right back*

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rouge: another great song big blue

sonic ehehe thanks rouge

c knuckles: why do you call him big blue?

rouge: do you reaaaallly wanna know?

me: lets not tell the children thank you

rouge: haha of course

tails: sonic always makes the best songs

shadow: i might take a stroll while listening to this

me: next

*everyone was just... meh*

sonic: we've seen this stuff too often it's gotten old

eggman: eh at least this was different

Tails as Wooly and Sonic for Amanda (Exe being the demon)

*everyone was a little surprised*

tails: wow he's actually decent at singing

knuckles: didn't expect it

silver: well he did possess sonics body so it makes sense

everyone: oh, right true

(pretend its sanic an sunky)

*everyone laughed*

c tails: so this is the funny version of that right?

me: yep

shadow: why were they so weird?

me: uh dunno

sanic: *them intensifies*

me: shut

me: next

*everyone was flabbergasted*

vanilla: your father is terrible...

eggman: yeah i know...

sage: i hate grandpa- no... he doesn't even deserve that title

sonic: he killed a puppy...

cream: you went to war Mr eggman?

eggman: yeah... it sucked...

knuckles: no wonder why he's so strong...

shadow: even i feel bad for the doctor....

c eggman: ...

eggman: that last part was a little off.. after i made the casino i started drinking which in turn made me... well not so good but now I'm all sober it's all okay again

sonic: yeah after you got drunk you used to not reward the animals and stuff which was dangerous cause they needed food

amy: I'm glad it's all over

me: alright we need to make a part too just a second

*presses a button making the reader go to the next part and prays they don't link stuff while i finish part 2*

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