c eggman: HUH?! WHOS THE MOTHER?!

sage: i have no mother i am a sentient ai transported into a physical being

c metal sonic: bzzzzrt?!

c eggman: incredible!

me: next

rouge gasped

everyone laughed

rouge: HEY!

tikal: ehehe that was priceless

knuckles: yeah stop trying to take the master emerald

rouge: but, but it's so shiny and valuable!

me: next

shadow: you're an asshole for that...

rouge: SO IT WAS YOU!!!

sonic: ahaha but you have to admit it was rather funny

rouge pouted

rouge: you're lucky i love you!

*everyone laughed as rouge was beet red*

me: next

pretend sonic is wilbur and eggman is philza

eggman: 14 whole minutes....

tails: sonic noooo! don't eat sand again!

everyone: AGAIN?!

sonic: there is a perfectly good explanation for this!

*everyone listen closely*

sonic: but i forgot

*everyone facepalmed

me: next

omega: this is true

shadow: what the hell is our team just.... what the hell

rouge: hey but at least we're cool

shadow: yes we are the coolest-

sonic: ahem... edgiest 

vector: yeah me espio and charmy are the coolest-

tails: really Mr computer room?

amy: guys calm down 

me: next

shadow: you son of a bitch!

*everyone laughed*

shadow: GOD DAMN IT!

rouge: i cant believe i actually got you to do that! AHAHAHA

c amy: whats a yazee?

me: well for one that's not how you say it, and for two, it's a more adult game

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