Licorice: *Following a tutorial on how to make a paper airplane* bro this shit sucks!
Strawberry Crepe: No, you just suck at it
Licorice: Shut up twink.
*BANG*
Red Velvet: LICORICE I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM!
Licorice: STOP BANGING MY DOOR OPEN
Red Velvet: WHERE IS CHIFFON YOU PUSSY LOVING SON OF A BITCH
Licorice: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!?!??????
Red velvet: LIES, I KNOW YOU HID HIM SOMEWHERE, BITCH
Licorice: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT BITCHASS DOG IS????!?!?!?
Red Velvet: CHIFFON IS NO BITCH YOU BITCH
Licorice: SHUT UP YOU WHO'RE
Red Velvet: VIRGIN BASTARD
Licorice: COCK SUCKER
Red Velvet: HOLE BLOWER
Licorice: FUCK TOY
Strawberry Crepe: I'm still here btw
Licorice & Red Velvet: SHUT THE FUCK UP ORPHAN
Strawberry Crepe: >:(
Licorice and Red Velvet kept on throwing insults at each other which made strawberry crepe leave becuz it was boring
Strawberry: it was me, I hid chiffon. He's somewhere in the forest
Cue Strawberry crepe evil laughter
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A/n: Hai
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Cookies Of Darkness: Crack fic.
HumorIt's just a bunch of gay cookies here. yes there's gonna be ships, sorry lol Cover isn't mine Oh there's ships. Red velvet x dark choco Affogato x his sugar daddy Licorice x no one cuz he lonely as hell
