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Cookies Of Darkness: Crack fic.

Humor

It's just a bunch of gay cookies here. yes there's gonna be ships, sorry lol Cover isn't mine Oh there's ships. Red velvet x dark choco Affogato x his sugar daddy Licorice x no one cuz he lonely as hell

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B.A.D. 4: Pomegranate is now poor

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by TokoFoxy

by TokoFoxy

                                    
                                              
Pomegranate: Red Velvet. We said not to bring your dogs in the van. 
Red Velvet: but, they won't have a place to stay. 
Pomegranate: They will piss and shit everywhere, and I don't care if they're well behaved their fur will get everywhere! 
Red Velvet:
Red Velvet: my mother will hear about this! *Runs out of the van*
Pomegranate: 
Pomegranate: god dammit. 
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Pomegranate: master please! Ill let his dirty dogs in the van! Please don't fire me! 
Dark Enchantress: 
Pomegranate: ☹
Dark enchantress: 

Dark enchantress lowered her salary