( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°) Fan Fiction ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)

Sam was walking down a path in a park in Egypt at night. Out of the corner of her eye she saw a tall, burly man that had flowing blonde hair with an odd yellow outfit on with green heart symbols on it. He slowly approached her from behind, he then lunged at her but sam was quick and dodged out of the way. "MUDA, MUDA" cried the man striking a suggestive pose. "ZA WARLDO!!" he screamed. A yellow figure emerged from the man. "Who are you?" quivered sam. "IT'S ME, DIO!" he yelled. "Can you calm down please, I don't want any trouble." she asked. "NO, NOT WHEN A POSSIBLE SERVANT IS IN FRONT OF ME. Now show me your STANDU!" "Stand? you mean this?" a super muscular green haired girl with long pigtails holding a leak emerged from Sam. "I named it miku after my favorite vocaloid desu, It also bears a striking resemblance to her." "YES, NOW JOIN ME." he and the yellow figure lunged at Sam. "AHHH" she screamed. Dio was fast approaching but then Miku Clubbed Za Warldo in the face and sent them both flying back. "Ha I see I have underestimated your stand!" said Dio. "But, TAKE THIS! ZA WARLDO, TIME STOP!!" Time stopped and Dio approached Sam but Miku hit him again. "WHAT?! TIME IS STOPPED HOW?!" then the time stop recided and time began to flow again. Miku floated there with a terrifying look on her face. "Miku?" said Sam scared cause she's a baby. "I will defend you desu." said Miku in a robotic kinda voice. "You think you can beat me?! DIO?! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" Za Warldo threw thousands of punches in a matter of seconds. But Miku had the same ability and cried out. " MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKUMIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU!" Za Warldo and Miku's fist collided with every hit. But Miku overpowered Za Warldo and started to get hits in suddenly the fight was completely one sided and Miku was kicking the shit out of Za Warldo. "Miku!" she said with one last hit. Dio lay broken on the floor. "WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY" Dio screeched. He got up and ran away but turned back and yelled back to her. "I'll get you for this, WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!" and he was off.

"It's ok i'm here to protect you forever Sam :3" said Miku. "Thanks I really appreciate it." she replied. "You fucking weeb trash." Luc said as she hugged Miku.