[Is Eyes...?] DOORS

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(inspired by me; sitting on the couch at 3 AM in the dark, making SERIOUS decisions about my AU and thinking twice about the consequences.)

Timothy: Hey Eyes, I've come to ask several questions to you.

Eyes: Sure Tim, what's up?

Timothy: Are Glitch and Guiding Light your parents?

Eyes: What- no?

Eyes: My parents were really bad and strict people. Guiding Light and Glitch aren't like that.

Eyes: Also if I am their kid- then Curious Light becomes my aunt and she's 1 year younger than me-

Timothy: Oh well then- Is Guiding Light your mother?

Eyes: ...Dude. NO.

Timothy: Thennn... Is Glitch your father by any chance?

Eyes: BRO. I AM NOT RELATED TO ANY OF THEM.

Timothy: I see. Uhm- thinks cutely Is Halt your brother?

Eyes: Listen, if I am Halt's brother, then Guiding Light is my sister. And Curious Light is Guiding Light's sister, so that makes me Curious Light's brother. WAIT A SECOND WHAT THE FUC-

and then Eyes died because of a heart attack😦

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