Can You Relate?

Randomness

Guy Speaking:
Today I got pulled over by a cop and he came to the window and said "Papers"
So I said "Scissors! I win!" and drive away.
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I miss being a kid cause when I fell asleep I used to be magically transported to the couch😕
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I remember not being able to remember the names of places when I was little so I would come up with names for them.
Dunkin Donuts: Coffee House
Cracker Barrel: Deer House
McDonalds: Clown House
Walmart: The place where creepy people go
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I used to rush to get to the phone but then I realized no one important ever calls me.
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I do not want to leave my bed the blankets and pillows have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I may lose their trust forever.
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When I was little I thought going to bed was the worst but now I only want to sleep.
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Am I the only kid who used to pretend the ocean was a monster and scream and run away from the tide every time it came forwards and chase it when it went backwards?
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The other day me and my friends were pretending to be hitchhikers by putting our thumbs out by the road. My friend did like fifty times and one time when he did it a bunch if cars went by and the last one stopped. The window rolled down and the man inside said "where are you heading?"
So my friend said "Wherever you are not at" and the man started to get out of the car and I freaked out and threw a marshmallow at him. The sad part is it actually made him go away😐
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