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albert breaks his clock
albert: AYYYYYYYYYY
albert excitedly goes to jakes door
knock knock
Jayingee: huh?
albert kicks his door down
Albert: jake!!!!!
jayngee: what
Albert: the thing we ordered off the dark web
Jayingee: OH, IS IT THE MAIL
Albert: YESSSSS
the two run downstairs
kaden is sitting down watching a movie
Kaden: where are you guys going
Albert: mail.
Kaden: you guys ordered something?
Jayingee: ummm. yeah.
Kaden: can i see?
Albert: no
Kaden: why
Jayingee: cuz
Kaden: but-
jake and albert run outside before kaden can finish
they open the mailbox and...
Albert:...WHERE IS IT!?
Jayingee: THERES ONLY PAPERS???
Albert: NO NO NOOO
Jayingee: DID WE GET SCAMMED
Albert: *sigh* lets just give these to the others so they can do their nerd stuff
the two of them walk inside deppresed
Kaden: so what was it?
Albert: we got scammed...
Jayingee: yeah all there was was bills and stupid stuff like that
temprist and dani walk downstairs
Temprist: we pay bills?
Dani: you dint know that?
Temprist: no
Dani: im not explaining bills to you temprist
albert hands the papers to dani
Temprist: why are you two so sad
Kaden: thats what ive been asking
Jayingee (with tears in his eyes): we got scammed...
Dani: what did you guys even order?
Albert:...a human liver from the dark web...
Temprist: what
Kaden: why would you order that?????
Dani: where the hell did you two get access to the dark web?!
Albert: that doesnt matter, what does is that we got scammed out of 3$
temprist: 3 dollars for a human liver???!?!
Dani: hey albert, this one has your name on it
Dani hands albert an envelope
Albert: maybe the liver is in here?
Jayingee: no its too flat
Albert: maybe livers are flat
albert opens the envelope and its a letter
Albert: damn it!
Temprist: read it!
Albert: ok fine...
Letter:
From your Stalker-
ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY
To - Albert
Albert: are you eating healthy?
laughability: he sure as hell isnt
Albert: HEYYY
laughability laughs to himself while going back into his room
Kaden: albert has a stalker?
Temprist: someone found our adress i guess
Albert: i feel like...i remember that?
dani: 32 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR WATER?
Temprist: i aint payin for allat
temprist walks away
dani: well im not paying for this either! who wasted the water
jake and albert point at kaden
both: kaden
Kaden: WHAT! IM INNOCENT
Albert: nuh uh
Jake: he has the face of a liar
Kaden: why would i need water my head is a literal eyeba-
BANG
a loud banging noise is heard from the backyard
Albert: what this time
the 4 of them walk over to the backyard door
Albert: no way
the door is covered with blood and spells out
ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY?
Dani: umm albert, i think you might ACTUALLY have a stalker
Kaden: what kind of stalker asks you if you eat healthy
Albert: I SWEAR IVE HEARD THAT BEFROE
Jake: i wonder whos blood that is
Albert: its probably not that important, im gonna go play some roblox, baiii
Jake: im too tired for this shi
Kaden: you think something worse will happen?
Dani: nah
alberts screams are heard from upstairs
Albert: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Kaden: you think those are real cries for help?
Dani: eh, lets go check
the 2 of them go upstairs and its eerily quite
knock knock
dani: albert? you ok
Kaden: why were you screaming
kaden opens the door
Kaden: are you going into lab-
kaden stairs at the empty room
Kaden: oh no
Dani: what happened? is he there?
Kaden: no, it got him
Dani: the stalker?
Kaden: YES! he took him through the window probably
they look out the window to see a big figure with an unconscious body
it looks back and smiles at them, then continues its journey
Dani: DAMN IT!
Kaden: WE HAVE TO SAVE ALBERT
jake: I HAVE AN AK 47
Kaden: what
jake starts shooting
To Be Continues
WILL ALBERT BE SAVED?
WILL WE FIND OUT WHO THE STALKER IS?
WILL JAKE GET ARESTED FOR ILLEGALY OWNING AN AK47?
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER or something like dat
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House Of The Idiots
HumorWhen the group gets their home back after albert sold their old house for a banjo, the group has to find a way to live together in these stupid, wacky situations.
