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*The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.*
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
*Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles and Faisal was just taking a nap*
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
*They drive into an old crowded parking lot.*
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
*A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.*
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
*Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".*
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
*Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.*
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
*Faisal woke up from all this commotion*
Faisal:*yawn*huh?
*The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.*
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
*Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.*
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
*Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.*
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
*Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.*
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups
*Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.*
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
*Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.*
Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
*Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.*
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
Loona: *watching from the van* No way...
Faisal*whisper*loona.... who's she?
Verosika:*whisper*you don't know Verosika!?!?
Faisal:*whisper*never,I don't use what you called 'phone' I always read books
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helluva boss x faunus keyblade wielder
Hài hướcblitzo, moxxie and millie going back to hell for the last kill,when moxxie step on a tail,he look at where it came from and saw a boy with cat ears, moxxie kneel down checking him if he okay when the cat opan his eyes and he saw moxxie he got scared...
