18: Deadpool VS Deathstroke

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Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions

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Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you lo
ok at nerd conventions.

Kaveh: Wow! This guy is really popular.

A small animation was shown where Deadpool was crushed several times and turned into just a bloody mess, but his regeneration quickly brought him back to normal.

Kaveh (scared): Okay, that was creepy.

Wiz: But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as lighthearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.

Innocently people: Please don't let it be so bad.

BACKGROUND:

— Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson.

— Height: 6'2" ft./ 1,88 cm.

— Weight: 210 lbs/ 95 kg.

— Place of Birth: Canada.

— Aliases:

• Merc with Mouth.
• Regenerating Degenerate.
• Ninja Spider-Man.

— Lives with a blind elderly woman. (Avengers and X-Men: Wait what?)

— An even more cliched cosplay than The Joker.

Wiz: Wade Winston Wilson was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi-truck falling on his face.

They winced and sympathized with him.

Xavier: Yes, the news that you have cancer will make anyone depressed.

Logan: But how did the cancer do it to him?

Bobbie: Especially with his face.

Jaune: And what's wrong with face?

He didn't say anything because he didn't know how to describe it.

Boomstick: That's... oddly specific.

Bennett: That's not the word.

Wiz: Facing the inevitability of death, Wade gave up. He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments, and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.

Ruby & Summer: Aww! Poor guy.

Franklin: This is sad.

Valeria: I feel sorry for Uncle Wade.

Strange: Everything has lost its meaning for him.

Boomstick: Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called... Canada.

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