Zodiac Mansion | Children of the Gods

Incorrect Quotes

Wonderful new book cover created by Wonderer_Forest! (Thank you so much, by the way!) I love it! 

Also, I just decided to do an incorrect quotes chapter because I did it in my other book, so I was like, "Why not do it with this one too?" 

So I did. And here it is! Enjoy!

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Taurus: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. 

Cancer: Yeah, break their bones. They have 206 of those. 

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Virgo: I'm the most responsible detective out there. 

Leo: You literally just set the kitchen on fire. 

Virgo: Yes, and I take full responsibility for it. 

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Taurus: I have feelings for you. 

Pisces: You do?

Taurus: Yes. I feel you're annoying. 

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Sagittarius: Am I cool or what?

Gemini: What. 

Sagittarius: I said-

Gemini: Oh no, I heard you. 

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Scorpio: Anything happen while I was gone?

Gemini: Yes. The car got roomier. 

Scorpio: Smart-ass  

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Leo: Pisces, you're in charge while I'm away. 

Pisces: Alright, I'm your man.

Leo: Don't do anything stupid. 

Pisces: Okay, I'm kinda your man.

Leo: And keep the zodiacs out of trouble. 

Pisces: ... you need another man. 

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Capricorn: I don't know what to say. 

Libra: Just be yourself, say something nice. 

Capricorn: Which one? I can't do both. 

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Leo: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 AM to look at the stars. 

Aquarius: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 AM to look at the damn (dam) sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life. 

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Libra: Is there a word that is a mix between angry and sad?

Gemini: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Aquarius: ... smad.

Libra and Gemini: *looks into camera like they're on The Office*

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Virgo: I'm an idiot. 

Aries: ...