you what is known as a naga. a human who can take the form of a large snake when ever you want. for years you spent most of your time hiding in what people call dead man's ditch. not to far from shiganshina.
you have no problem with titans other the...
(y/n)" hey Gordon would you mind cooking me some food"
Gordon" of course boss ill be ba-"
Gordon stopped and looked at the food on Petra's plate
Gordon" what? what is that?"
(y/n)" thats the food they serve here"
Gordon" it looks like a pigs vomit who cooked that .a titan with permanent brain damage?"
he lightly tutched the avocado with his tail
Gordon" its got more wrinkles then I have an im FUCKING 44 YEARS OF AGE"
eren" I can't understand what he's saying but he doesn't sound happy"
Gordon then jolted his head towards her
Gordon" DO I LOOK HAPPY. HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK A TITAN SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD AFTER ALL YOUR JUST AS UGLY"
everyone was now looking at Gordon as to them he was just hissing angrily
Gordon" who cooked this?"
(y/n)" levi he wants to know who cooked breakfast?"
levi" the survey corps chefs why?"
Gordon" where did you find them. inside a titans ass or a homeless shelter?"
Gordon then looked back at me
Gordon" boss i am so sorry these MONSTERS have been feeding you this for almost a week ill go and cook you some actual food"
Gordon slithered off and everyone looked at me
connie" what was that about?"
(y/n)" Gordon was my familys personal chef but now he's mine and my sisters personal chef. and he's also a food critic so he had some harsh words to say about the food you served here. bow it doesn't mean I don't like it but he hates it"
levi" what did he say about it"
she asked stern
(y/n)" he asked if it was cooked by a titan with permanent brain damage"
that earned a giggle from sasha and Petra
Gordon then came back in with a try of good looking meat
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Gordon" here boss. some of the best stake in existence. made from a cow fead only the highest quality grass and only allowed to drink sparkling water and sesened with the best quality spices known to snake kind"
(y/n)" thank you Gordon you are relieved for the rest of the day"
as Gordon left everyone in the room looked at me with wide eyes
(y/n)" what?"
armin" how come you never told us you had a personal chef?"
(y/n)" I didn't see why thats any of your business"
