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Arlo: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
John: You left me in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Arlo: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Sera: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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John: Where are my f-ing keys?
Sera: John, can you say it a little nicer?
John: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my F-ING KEYS?!
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Remi: *Signs a legal document with a glitter pen.*
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John: New year, new me...
Sera: Glad to see you have a positive attitu-
John: ...ntal breakdowns.
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John: I'm actually the smartest and most beautiful person on this dang playground so you'd better show some respect before I scrape my knees and make it look like you pushed me.
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