*Michael as a parent*
Son: "Hey Dad what are we having for dinner?"
Michael:"Pizza."
Son:"Hey Dad what did you pack me for lunch?"
Michael:"Pizza."
Son:"Hey Dad can you make me an omelette?"
Michael:"ok."
Son:"What did you put in?"
Michael:"Pizza."
Son:"Dad I don't feel very well."
Michael:"Go eat some Pizza."
Son:"DAD I THINK I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
Michael:"Rub some Pizza on it."
