One day while I was drinking in the toilets a incredible banana fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the bed and knocked over Josh Ramsay. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and fucked a cup off the lamp. It then knocked a glass of blood off the coffee table. After 10 minutes of chasing the banana through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest tv.
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Random Story Time
RandomYou know those stories, where you choose certain words before hand? Well, this is those except I choose the words. I might also include stories where me and friends each said a word to make a story. Basically this is literal trash. Quite literally. ...
