Random Story Time

Party with Josh Ramsay

It's a typical bloody day on Acadia road when your friend Jeff knocks on the bathroom of your vancouver.

You say, " sup."

Jeff says,"Hey! Let's go play hockey."

"Nah," you say. "I'm tired of doing the same old sports. Let's go for a fun run instead!"

The two of you stretch out your legs and start to run, when you see your other friend flower approaching. flower is going on a hike, so the two of you decide to join in.

When the three of you get to the trail, there are a lot of people already hiking and having a sharp time.

Suddenly, Jff turns to you and says, "Hey, isn't that Josh Ramsay!"and it is!

Josh Ramsay is stretching and drinking lots of coke zero before the hike. You and your friends approach this fab celebrity very surprisingly so you can start a conversation. You find out that Josh Ramsay doesn't only like hiking, but other solo sports, too!

"Hey," says Josh Ramsay. "Tonight there's a banana party at Alex Gaskarth's house. You're invited!"

Cool!

When you and your friends get there, you see other celebrities like Daniel Radcliffe, who is busy demonstrating Tae Kwon Doe to other guests. Whoa! There's david tennant, who is bouldering on a large rock in the living room, and Mtrench is playing music while sitting in a yoga position! A penguin and a badger are sparring in a boxing ring in the backyard. What a weird party!

You and your friends have a good time fucking and eating lots of burger. You decide not to eat too much or else you won't be able to go swimming in Alex Gaskarth's huge, fish-shaped pool. You're about to cough into the pool to do some laps when you notice that it's filled with outside instead of water!

Finally, it's time to go home. You turn to Jeff and flower, and say: "I'm glad that we decided to try something different today, instead of hockey."

"No kidding," says Jeff. "Surprising things can happen when you try something new!"

"Tell me about it," says flower. "david tennant invited me to go tumblring tomorrow!"

It's been a cool, crazy day. Wait until everyone at school hears about it!