Survivor (Friday Night Funkin')

Chapter 1: I Knew What I Was Doing

(Italics means the character is having a confessional.)

Oliver (BF's dad) stands dramatically on top of a mountain. "Twenty castaways will suffer in the extreme cold of a buck mack town fighting to outwit, outplay, and outlast, to ultimately win the grand the prize of one hundred dollars."

Jewel standing next to a tree "Playing this game without sweet will sure be a challenge!" Jewel shrieks as a bird flies near her.

Agoti sitting on a log "As one of the only two transgender people on this season I feel the need to represent my people."

Oliver takes a step forward "For the next twenty days, these people will battle to become the sole survivor!"

Vonton faggily shakes his cape and hisses "I know most of these guys hate me but I'm here to prove that the darkness is on my side!"

Pico rests his head on his hand in deep thought "We're out here walking through the wilderness and I'm just, like, wow! I can't believe this is really happening"

Carol adjusts herself, "With these brand new puppies, I better be sitting at the finals!"

Oliver gets on a helicopter and keeps talking. "They'll have to duke it out in challenges while enduring the elements... and each other."

He steps off the helicopter onto the snowy ground where four tribe mats are resting on the snow. The castaways begin to file in from wherever they came from.

Cassandra throws her hair back "It's game the red on."

Monster raises a fist. "These stand faces better respect my authoritish!"

"What the help's going on here man," Boris hits his joint.

Oliver smiled at the twenty guys. "You ready to get started?!"

They were all like "Yeah!" except Blu who just didn't say anything.

Oliver gestured to the four mats. "Then it's time to divide you into your tribes, as you can see there are going to be four tribes of five. The first tribe is Boyfriend, Pico, Monster, Tabi, and Bonboo, you're the blue tribe."

Bonboo was all like "Oh boy!" as he ran over to the blue mat to join the other four.

Boyfriend looks at some ants building an ant hole "My tribe's pretty cool I guess, as long as Grandpa Lemon doesn't eat all the food."

Oliver continues "The next tribe is Girlfriend, Carol, Cassandra, Sarvente, and my own son Older Bro. You are the red tribe."

Older Bro blushes "Shut up, dad!"

Girlfriend brushes her hair with her hand as she sits in the snow "Of course they put all the girls (im sorry older bro) on to the red tribe." She rolls her eyes.

"Next up is the green tribe, Blu, Patrick, Agoti, Jewel, and Boris."

Patrick helped to direct the confused Boris over to the green mat.

Blu sighs as he watches the birds. "I hate it here."

Goto looked around at the other guys who were left and immediately put a hand over his face.

"And the last tribe is... Goto, Bibo, Liso, Fofo, and Vonton. You are all the black tribe."

"Why it gotta be black?" Cassandra speaks up. Agoti nodded, his brow furrowed.

The goth guys were distracted by trying to stand as far away from Vonton on the black mat as possible.

Vonton jumps out behind a tree and hisses. "I already can tell that I'm an outcast on my tribe, but I will prevail!" He runs away.