Jacko- Oh fuck, my head 🤕
Madders- How did I get here. . .
Madders- where is here exactly
Mase- Here would be in my spare bedroom
Madders- oh 😮
Chilly- where the hell am I
American- that would be in my house
Chilly- Chris????
American- yeah
Chilly- oh that is u
Reece- what r u doing in the chat
Conor- how did u get in the chat
American- mase added me last night
Kalvin- speaking of which, what exactly happened last night
Phil- does anybody actually know what happened
Marcus- yep
Marcus- me, mase, Aaron and trent were all relatively sober
Trentski- tbh I don't think u want to know what happened
Bukayo- Pls tell us 🙏
Trentski- well, madders and jacko ended up dancing on top of a table
Jacko- oh shit
Madders- r there any videos of it
Azer 🧤- thankfully not
Mase- I wouldn't like to try and explain that
Marcus- that wasn't even the worst of it
Trentski- Conor, u started to strip in the middle of the club
Conor- 😳
Conor- oh god
Trentski- don't worry, I managed to stop u before u revealed yourself too much
Conor- thanks
Jacko- can someone pls bring me some paracetamol cause I feel like I'm dying here 🤒
Azer 🧤- On it, do any of u other guys need it
Phil- ill survive, just about
Bukayo- me too
Madders- Erm Mase, could u get me some paracetamol pls
Mase- Fine, on it
Marcus- I have a question
Reece- go ahead
Marcus- how exactly r we gonna get back up north
Phil- good question
Phil- I have no idea
Kalvin- Trent???
Trentski- Well we came down in Jack's car but he is not fit to drive atm so Idk
Jacko- I can get insurance for trent to drive so trent can drive us back home
Trentski- sure I can do that
Jacko- it's my 7 seater so we can all fit
Trentski- I just need to get a taxi to Conors house to pick it up
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Phil- Madders, Kalvin, Marcus we'll be there in a couple of minutes
Madders- kk thanks
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Mase- have u guys made it back home yet
Marcus- not yet, we have just dropped Madders off but the rest of us r still on the road
American- just let us know when u get back then
Chilly- what's Chris still doing in the chat???
Mase- oh yeah, hold on a sec
American- it was nice being here
Mase kicked American out the chat
Mase- there we go
Phil- much better
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Marcus- guys we're all back home okay
Jacko- well trent is at my house but yeah we're all safe
Azer 🧤- that's good
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
